| 5MST: All Seasons | ||
| SEASON 1 | ||
| Where No Man Has Gone Before | Zeke | Jim Kirk gets his voyage off to a good start by killing his best friend. Londo and G'Kar take notes. |
| The Man Trap | IJD GAF | Nancy Crater makes an impact on McCoy, who's unfortunately unaware of her fondness for a salt and battery. |
| Charlie X | Derek Dean | When a prepubescent omnipoteen comes aboard, Kirk may face his greatest challenge: an enemy he can't talk into blowing up. Meanwhile, Spock wonders if the X is for Xavier, and McCoy mutters something about a midichlorian count. |
| The Naked Time | Derek Dean | Kirk finally sneaks some nudity past the censors by hiding it in the title. |
| The Enemy Within | Kira | Kirk is beside himself when he discovers that transporters can malfunction. |
| Mudd's Women | Derek Dean | Can Kirk stop a con man from turning women incredibly hot? More important, will he try? |
| What Are Little Girls Made Of? | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | Sugar, spice, and everything -- what do you mean, it was a rhetorical question? |
| Miri | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | Kirk finds out where the children shall lead him. Neverland, it turns out. |
| Dagger of the Mind | Sa'ar Chasm | Kirk goes to Crazy Go Nuts University. |
| The Corbomite Maneuver | IJD GAF | Bailey gets suckered into an exchange program with Clint Howard.� Spock raises his voice. |
| The Menagerie | Zeke | Spock and Christopher Reeve get caught up in a movie franchise with a lot of sequels. Kirk becomes a staunch opponent of the death penalty. |
| The Conscience of the King | Zeke | Kirk must choose between taking revenge on a murderer and scoring with one. |
| Balance of Terror | Zeke | Kirk and the Romulans get their mutually assured destruction on. |
| Shore Leave | IJD GAF | |
| The Galileo Seven | IJD GAF | Spock and McCoy invent the shuttle crash. If they'd just remembered to copyright it.... |
| Arena | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | By whaling the tar out of a Gorn, Kirk proves to the Metrons how evolved and peace-loving humans are. |
| Tomorrow is Yesterday | IJD GAF | Kirk goes back in time to mess with the minds of UFO enthusiasts. Spock discovers that logic and math are not necessarily related. |
| Court Martial | IJD GAF | Kirk decides one courtmartial at Starbase 11 involving video recordings and a frame-up just isn't enough. |
| The Return of the Archons | Kira | Kirk teaches a society not to live off the FAT32 of the Landru. |
| Space Seed | IJD GAF | Kirk discovers one of the great truths of space exploration: for every pro, there's a Khan. |
| The Devil in the Dark | Wowbagger | Some unhortunate miners exhort Kirk and Spock to help them hort out their Horta problem. |
| Errand of Mercy | IJD GAF | Kirk and Kor learn the true meaning of Christmas. And what better teacher than a race of Christmas lights? |
| The Alternative Factor | Derek Dean | Kirk helps a refugee from ZZ Top fight his enemy within. |
| The City on the Edge of Forever | IJD GAF | Kirk and Spock go back in time to kill Joan Collins, but they get Edith Keeler by mistake. McCoy gets a taste of his own medicine. |
| Operation: Annihilate! | Tate | McCoy finally gets Spock to see the light. He's pretty happy with the results. |
| SEASON 2 | ||
| Who Mourns for Adonais? | Derek Dean | When some kind of god thing hooks up with one of his babes, Kirk is apolloed. |
| The Changeling | IJD GAF | We finally learn what the T in "James T. Kirk" stands for: Roy. |
| Mirror, Mirror | IJD GAF | Kirk's arrival causes turmoil to engulf the mirror universe. Hm, I smell a sequel.... |
| The Apple | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | Kirk teaches some computer-monopolized aliens to think different. |
| The Doomsday Machine | IJD GAF | Kirk stops the Attack of the Cones. Okay, so there was only one -- but it was a really big cone. |
| Catspaw | Derek Dean | Kirk and the crew encounter, among other things, a magical black cat. Sound familiar? |
| I, Mudd | Derek Dean | Spock teaches robots to be illogical. After seeing this, McCoy can now die happy. |
| Metamorphosis | Tarn-Vedra | A cloud alien and its drinking buddy make first contact. Kirk finds it kafkaesque. |
| A Private Little War | IJD GAF | Give a village a fish, feed them for a day; give a village rifles, get to watch cool gunfights. Guess which option Kirk picks? |
| Journey to Babel | IJD GAF | Sarek sucks the blood out of his son, since turnips weren't working. Enterprise acquires most of its backstory. |
| Friday's Child | Scooter | Kirk wonders if an escalator might actually have been a better choice. |
| The Deadly Years | Derek Dean | Kirk, Spock, and McCoy find out that the grass isn't greener when you're over the hill. |
| Obsession | Nic Corelli | Always ahead of his time, Kirk goes Captain Ahab. A space monster clouds the issue. |
| Wolf in the Fold | Derek Dean | Deciding there still aren't enough scantily-clad women around, Kirk takes the crew to a pleasure planet. Scotty doesn't have a Clue. |
| The Trouble With Tribbles | IJD GAF | Kirk fouls a Klingon on double-tribble. Koloth loses. |
| The Gamesters of Triskelion | IJD GAF | Kirk's long, hard battle to keep Uhura from getting an important role finally fails. Ha ha. |
| The Immunity Syndrome | FatMatDuhRat | Spock takes on the Giant Space Blob. Kirk wonders whether to call it that in his log. |
| Return to Tomorrow | IJD GAF | I'm just mad about Sargon... He's just mad about me.... |
| Patterns of Force | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | EVIL ALIEN NAZIS! (Not that you can really tell....) |
| The Omega Glory | IJD GAF | Will Kirk dare to interfere in the ancient struggle of Yankees versus Red Sox -- I mean, Reds? |
| The Ultimate Computer | Marc Richard | Kirk develops a bad case of dunsellitis when a supercomputer starts raising HAL aboard the Enterprise. |
| Bread and Circuses | Derek Dean | Kirk discovers that all evolutionary roads lead to Rome. |
| Assignment: Earth | IJD GAF | Kirk runs into Seven. ....What do you mean, you've read this fanfic already? |
| SEASON 3 | ||
| Spock's Brain | Zeke | Oh, don't pretend you need a blurb for this one. |
| The Enterprise Incident | IJD GAF | Jim tries out a new command style; McCoy helps him accessorize. Spock flirts with a Romulan who shall remain nameless. |
| The Paradise Syndrome | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | Kirk can't figure out which is the worst part: losing his memory or getting married. |
| And the Children Shall Lead | IJD GAF | But next time, let's not let them, okay? |
| Is There In Truth No Beauty? | Derek Dean | The Enterprise gets lost again when Sulu refuses to stop and ask for directions. Marvick tries to win a blind woman from a hideous alien. Kollos wins. |
| The Empath | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | Kirk, Spock, and McCoy meet an Alphazoid. |
| Spectre of the Gun | PointyHairedJedi | Kirk and Spock take a wrong turn at that second North Star to the right. Chekov pulls a Kim. |
| Day of the Dove | IJD GAF | Kirk teaches Kang that the pansy is mightier than the sword. |
| For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky | Nic Corelli | |
| Plato's Stepchildren | Derek Dean | Kirk learns to beware of Greeks with mental gifts... at least until he can dwarf them. |
| Wink of an Eye | Marc Richard | Kirk gets so hyperaccelerated that even the censors can't see him. |
| That Which Survives | Derek Dean | A planetary defense system unleashes its arsenal of freedom on the crew. |
| Elaan of Troyius | IJD GAF | When Kirk falls in love again, Spock suspects an alien influence. Everyone else wonders how he could tell. |
| Whom Gods Destroy | Nic Corelli | Able was Kirk ere... Krik... saw Elba. Yes, Krik. It means "shut up." |
| Let That Be Your Last Battlefield | IJD GAF | Kirk learns there's no right...er, left...er, wrong way to eat an Oreo. |
| The Mark of Gideon | IJD GAF | Kirk finds a duplicate of the Enterprise with Bibles in all the dressers. |
| The Lights of Zetar | Kira | Desperate to keep a hot babe away from Scotty, Kirk lets Memory Alpha get destroyed. It's no big deal because Memories Beta through Omega are fine. |
| Requiem For Methuselah | Wowbagger | When Kirk gets emotionally Flinted and feathered, Spock helps out with a meld meld trick he's been saving for a Rayna day. |
| The Way to Eden | IJD GAF | Some hippies reach paradise, only to contract a syndrome. Who could have seen that coming? |
| The Cloud Minders | IJD GAF | Kirk develops zienophobia on the Bespin of all possible worlds. |
| The Savage Curtain | IJD GAF | Kirk and Spock get sucked into a Celebrity Death Match gone horribly, horribly wrong. |
| All Our Yesterdays | Marc Richard | Kirk being unavailable for a rematch, Spock battles McCoy for the hand of Miss Antarctica. |
| THE ANIMATED SERIES | ||
| Beyond the Farthest Star | Marc Richard | After three years in space, Kirk considers drydocking the Enterprise for an 18-month refit but decides instead just to get a toon-up. |
| Yesteryear | IJD GAF | Spock gets replaced by an Andorian and a little boy.� Silik gets replaced by Spock. |
| One of Our Planets is Missing | IJD GAF | Kirk, who once beat up Khan, gets beaten up by a big intangible cloud. How pathetic does that make Khan? |
| The Lorelei Signal | IJD GAF | A group of beautiful women try to suck the life out of Kirk, Spock and McCoy. Uhura tries to save them and, to Kirk's vast annoyance, succeeds. |
| More Tribbles, More Troubles | IJD GAF | Having already tried besting the Klingons at diplomacy and battle, Kirk takes a chance with fuzzy marketing ploys. Koloth loses. |
| The Survivor | IJD GAF | The Enterprise does the "Neutral Zone" thing again. A changeling does the "Two Kirks" thing again. |
| The Infinite Vulcan | IJD GAF | Bad Spock episodes fall to new lows... er, heights. |
| The Magicks of Megas-Tu | Derek Dean | Kirk, stalwart protector of truth and justice, heroically rescues... um, the devil. His PR guy is going to have an interesting time with this one. |
| Once Upon A Planet | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | Kirk talks an evil computer out of ruining the crew's vacation to a pleasure planet. Where was he in "Let He Who is Without Sin..."? |
| Mudd's Passion | Derek Dean | Nurse Chapel tries a love potion on Spock. Naturally, this leads to rock monsters. |
| The Terratin Incident | Kira | The Enterprise becomes one little ship. Well, okay, it's the crew that shrink, but this beats yet another Honey, I Shrunk the Kids joke. |
| The Time Trap | Marc Richard | The Enterprise gets trapped in an inescapable void, then escapes. |
| The Ambergris Element | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | Kirk and Spock's sea quest goes a little off course. Scotty gets pedantic. |
| Slaver Weapon | IJD GAF | Spock, Sulu and Uhura find themselves in Known Space. Larry Niven assures us that it will never happen again. |
| The Eye of the Beholder | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | Spock is utterly embarassed to discover that superintelligent sluggish minds think alike -- and it sure ain't logically. |
| The Jihad | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | Kirk and Spock embark on a quest to be cool, quest-embarking guys. It doesn't work. |
| The Pirates of Orion | IJD GAF | Some pirates try to press their advantage; Kirk counters with a full-court press strategy. Stop the presses! |
| Bem | Zeke | Special Animated Fiver! An alien observer becomes a splitting headache to Kirk and Spock. |
| The Practical Joker | IJD GAF | The holodeck malfunctions, which wouldn't be so surprising if the Enterprise had a holodeck. Uhura's lips are sealed. |
| Albatross | Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg | McCoy is nearly executed for trying to stop a plague on Dramia. This is known as Dramia-tic irony. |
| How Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth | Derek Dean | Who mourns for Kulkukan? |
| The Counter-Clock Incident | IJD GAF | Captain Robert April finally gets to prove that he commanded the Enterprise while Kirk was still in diapers. |
| THE MOVIE SERIES | ||
| Star Trek: The Motion Picture | Zeke | Kirk and Spock very slowly save Earth. Read the comic version! |
| Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan | FatMatDuhRat | Starfleet sends Kirk on a re-Khan mission. Spock lives to regret it. |
| Star Trek III: The Search for Spock | PointyHairedJedi | Kirk's son dies. Fortunately, he has more where that came from. |
| Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home | IJD GAF | Spock finally mind-melds with something smarter than Kirk. Chekov, asking where a nuclear vessel is, is mistaken for a drunken Battleship player. |
| Star Trek V: The Final Frontier | IJD GAF | Spock watches Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? and feels obliged to answer. Scotty walks into a bar...oh, you've heard this one? |
| Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country | IJD GAF | Kirk faces his greatest threat: Shakespeare. Chekov and Uhura do a bad Hoshi Sato impression. |
| Star Trek: Generations | Derek Dean | Picard and Kirk miss their only chance to find out which of them would win in a fight. Geordi gets a built-in XCam for his VISOR. The tradition of killing dumb Klingons every movie is preserved. |
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