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| CURRENT YEAR (2008) | |||||||||||||||||||
| Date | Article | Author | |||||||||||||||||
| February 21 |  Brief #6: Giants crush patriots
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Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| February 21 | Brief #5: Sheridan unveils groundhog plan
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Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| YESTERYEAR (2007) | |||||||||||||||||||
| January 22 | Brief #4: Trip hammered into submission | Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| January 17 | Live Coverage #2: Ambassador Shran's apology | Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| YESTERDAY'S YESTERYEAR (2006) | |||||||||||||||||||
| November 20 | Issue #50: Fictional science remastered
(Featuring Gaius Baltar, Captain Jack Harkness, Spike, Obi-Wan Kenobi, T'Pol, and Chloe Sullivan) |
Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| September 10 | Issue #49: Pluto destroyed
(Featuring Catherine J. Cesarsky, Frank J, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Jackie Thomas, the aliens from 2001, Mega Man, and Darth Vader) |
Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| May 21 | Live Coverage #1: President Archer on illegal Klingon immigration | Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| April 6 | Brief #3: Moore appointed US president | Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| February 18 | Issue #48: TOS subsite holds Everything-Must-Go blowout sale
(Featuring the owners of the 5M.net subsites... wait, what?) |
Scooter | |||||||||||||||||
| January 31 | Issue #47: eTrektion resurrTrekted
(Featuring Brannon Braga, Manny Coto, George Lucas, Matt Stone, Stan Lee, PointyHairedJedi, Opium, and AWESOM-O) |
Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| January 28 | Issue #46: Smallville to kill Lois Lane
(Featuring Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Erica Durance, Teri Hatcher, Dan DiDio, and Mike Miksch) |
Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| YESTERWHATEVER (2005) | |||||||||||||||||||
| June 10 | Issue #45: Lofton to rap, G
(Featuring Cirroc Lofton, Avery Brooks, Michael Dorn, Armin Shimerman, Rosalind Chao, Terry Farrell, James Darren, and Louise Fletcher) |
Derek | |||||||||||||||||
| May 13 | WUXTRY #1: Enterprise Cancellation Spectacular
(Featuring the entire cast of Enterprise, most of the writing staff, Les Moonves, and too many others to list!) |
Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| ENOUGH ALREADY (2004) | |||||||||||||||||||
| September 24 | Issue #44: Lucas to change ending of Star Wars: Episode III
(Featuring George Lucas, James Earl Jones, Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Mark Hamill, Ewan McGregor, Frank Oz, and R2D2) |
Kira | |||||||||||||||||
| September 9 | Brief #2: Florida hurricanes not Xindi attack | Derek | |||||||||||||||||
| September 1 | Issue #43: New candidates enter eTrektion race
(Featuring Kevin Sorbo, George Takei, Mark Hamill, Madonna, Ralph Nader, and Dogbert) |
Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| August 16 | Issue #42: Invited candidates for Trek position announced
(Featuring George Lucas, J. Michael Straczynski, Joss Whedon, The Wachowski Brothers, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, and Stephen Hawking... sort of) |
Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| August 9 | Issue #41: Executive producer of Trek becomes elected position
(Featuring Pericles, Richard Whettestone, Manny Coto, Lindley, Nan, and Opium) |
Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| June 27 | Issue #40: Five-Minute Voyager in danger of cancellation?
(Featuring Marc Berman, PointyHairedJedi, Nic Corelli, William Shatner, and Robert Beltran) |
Derek | |||||||||||||||||
| March 1 | Brief #1: Return of the King wins all awards | Zeke | |||||||||||||||||
| January 18 | Issue #39: Peter Mayhew contracted for fourth Indiana Jones movie
(Featuring David Prowse, Harrison Ford, George Lucas, Wicket W. Warrick, and John Rhys-Davies) |
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