5MSV: All Seasons | ||
SEASON 1 | ||
Crush | Nic Corelli | Mistaking her for Anna, Seth Cohen hits on Chloe. And then on Clark. (With a chainsaw.) |
Tempest | Scooter | Clark faces a brave new tornado that hath people in it. Meanwhile, can Jonathan stop Nixon without becoming a crook? |
SEASON 2 | ||
Vortex | Scooter | Lana gets suspicious. Lionel gets blindsided. Nixon gets impeached. |
SEASON 3 | ||
SEASON 4 | ||
Unsafe | Derek Dean | Everybody talks about (GASP!) (SHOCK!) sex. Then nobody has any. |
Pariah | Derek Dean | Chloe finds out about the powers Clark conceals so well. She resolves to conceal her knowledge of them equally well. |
Recruit | Derek Dean | Clark considers a football scholarship, but turns it down when he finds out he'd be playing for the Mets. |
Krypto | Derek Dean | How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the kryptonite-enhanced tail? |
Sacred | Derek Dean | Lana adds China to her syndrome collection. |
Lucy | Derek Dean | Lois's sister takes her on a trip down memory Lane. |
Onyx | Derek Dean | Black Kryptonite splits Lex into a good Kirk and an evil Kirk. |
Spirit | Derek Dean | Hey, it's senior prom! I wonder if something will happen? |
Blank | Derek Dean | Clark loses his... uh... what was I talking about? |
Ageless | Derek Dean | Clark and Lana play Sim Parent. |
Forever | Derek Dean | SCHOOL'S! IN! FOR! EVAH! |
Commencement | Derek Dean | Rocks fall. Everyone dies. |
SEASON 5 | ||
Arrival | Derek Dean | If Kryptonians are so super, why do they live in igloos? |
Mortal | Derek Dean | Taking a page from Angel's book, Clark turns newfound humanity into sex appeal. |
Hidden | Derek Dean | Clark dies! Really! And Seven returns to the Borg! |
Aqua | Derek Dean | It's the Superman/Aquaman Hour of Adventure! Drown me now. |
Thirst | Derek Dean | In every generation there is a Superman. He alone will stand against the... um, sorority girls? |
Exposed | Derek Dean | This week on "I Can't Believe It's Not Out of Context!", Chloe makes Lois strip. Jonathan and a friend duke it out. |
Splinter | Derek Dean | Clark stays alert, trusts no one, and keeps his laser-eyes handy. |
Solitude | Derek Dean | Clark spikes Fine. Chloe and Lois have more wacky illegal adventures. Nobody cares what Lana's up to. |
Lexmas | Derek Dean | It's a Wonderful Lex in the future, apparently. Clark teaches Santa Claus the true meaning of Christmas. |
Fanatic | Derek Dean | Somebody shoots JFK! (Jonathan's middle name is Fafnir. True story.) |
Lockdown | Derek Dean | It's the Clark/Lana Sex Issues Hour! (Anyone else think the show is overcompensating for Seasons 1 to 4?) |
Reckoning | Derek Dean | Jonathan dies! Really! And Se-- wait, he really does? |
Vengeance | Derek Dean | Clark finds the bastard responsible for his father's death and saves him. |
Tomb | Derek Dean | Chloe has some trouble with a Psycho. |
Cyborg | Derek Dean | Clark helps another football player remember the Titans. (Marvy!) |
Hypnotic | Derek Dean | A hot chick seduces Clark via mind-control. Sounds Unsafe. |
Void | Derek Dean | Lana's just going through the motions. And even worse, she ain't got that swing. |
Fragile | Derek Dean | Angel tries to help an unstable young girl with telekinetic powers. Or something like that. Something exactly like that. |
Mercy | Derek Dean | The Luthor family finally earns enough Frequent Hostage Points to get a free trip to Stockholm. |
Fade | Derek Dean | H. G. Wells: You know what you need? Invisible men! Clark: You have got to be kidding me. |
Oracle | Derek Dean | Something is rotten in the state of Kansas. Hey, that worked great! |
Vessel | Derek Dean | Clark versus Lex: the final showdown! (Hmm....) |
SEASON 6 | ||
Zod | Derek Dean | Lex develops a Zod complex. Clark's in the zone. |
Sneeze | Derek Dean | An archer comes to town, possibly to save the future from himself. |
Wither | Derek Dean | That's Lex; Clark's Withouther. Also, crazy plant chick. |
Arrow | Derek Dean | STOP! This is the NEW Green Lant-- er, Superman/Green Arrow! |
Reunion | Derek Dean | Lex and Oliver face the consequences of that time they killed Duras. |
Fallout | Derek Dean | Raya zones out, chews out, helps out, and bows out. Quite a workout. |
Rage | Derek Dean | You always have all the answers, Green Arrow! Well, what's your answer to that--? |
Static | Derek Dean | Clark fights a Zoner with a jonzz for bonzz. Lex finds a couple of things he can beat Clark at. |
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