Sa'ar Chasm presents....

The Top 10 Breakup Lines From Babylon 5 Characters

10. Sinclair: "I didn't think it was possible to meet someone less interesting than I am."
9. Garibaldi: "What I really need is the love of a good woman -- you appear to be neither."
8. Delenn: "I know you wanted to share your culture with me, but 10 hours of Daffy Duck cartoons are not my idea of a pleasant evening."
7. Lennier: "It's not working out -- you're too attainable."
6. Londo: "There's someone else... several someones, actually. Could you take a number and get in line?"
5. Franklin: You're successful, well-adjusted, come from a a good family, haven't been stuck in suspended animation for the last century... you're completely wrong for me."
4. Marcus: "It's very hard to be a heroic protector when you never go anyplace more dangerous than the grocery store."
3. Ivanova: "We're having religious differences. You don't worship me."
2. Sheridan: (long rambling diatribe about the right and freedom of a man to not be laughed at when he yells "Woo-hoo!" at the height of passion)

1. Kosh: "You don't understand me."

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