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Zeke presents....
The Top 10 Ways Grammaton Clerics Kill Time
- Idly wondering what German word "Father" reminds them of
- Keeping a close eye on their sleeves in case emotions show up
- Casting healing spells (and wishing they'd been Grammaton wizards instead)
- Concluding that time travel is impossible
- Maintaining equal forward and reverse reaction rates (Get it? Equilibrium?)
- Dodging Ray Bradbury's lawyers... and George Orwell's... and the Wachowski Brothers'....
- Playing zero-dimensional chess
- Hoping the Resistance never realizes how absurdly ineffective "gun kata" should, by all rights, be
- Covering up that pesky 0.1% of the population that turn into Reavers
And the number one way Grammaton clerics kill time....
- With their guns (It looks like it might start a-changin')
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