Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is Hoshi Sato

10. She talks baby talk... fluently
9. She doesn't see what's so funny about the word "polyglot"
8. She's always murmuring list names, like "831 Fun Things to Do in a 5MV T-Shirt"....or is that some other Hoshi?
7. She hates Beauty and the Beast
6. She had them redirect the interstate because she didn't like the direction the cars were going past her window
5. She's always telling you you don't want to know
4. She's thoroughly evil -- wait, that's Satan, not Sato
3. No, actually, that could be Sato too
2. She's nostalgic for an age yet to come

1. She screams when you show her the corpses in your closet -- speaking of which, what kind of sicko are you?

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