Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is Zhaan

10. She's blue (da ba dee)
9. She used to think you looked good in dreadlocks, but now she wants you to wear this weird mask
8. She's going for the Ilia look herself
7. She was a lot more agreeable as a peace-loving priest
6. When she turns on the light, the light turns her on back
5. She doesn't like being asked her age because she has to chop herself in half and count the rings to find out
4. Insert your own "got the blues" joke here
3. She'd give your right arm for a good map
2. She thinks Chakotay's hot

1. She's afraid of prune juice

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