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10-01-2004, 08:36 PM
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The Coronation of Zeke...my little joke.
Announcer: All rise for Zeke the First!
Choirs: [Opening of Zadok the Priest] nothing happens. Organ dies. Choir falter to a stop People: Mumble, mumble, what's happening he should be here! Chancellor Valium: Er, your majesty? When are you going in? You're meant to have been crowned, erm *checks watch* 3 minutes ago! Zeke: Soon... Kira: Zeke..... SEVERAL BEATINGS WITH THE HAMMER OF SMITING LATER... Announcer: All rise for Zeke the about to be the First! Choir: [Zadok the Priest] *LATER IN THE CEREMONY* Kira: And you, Bishops of the Three Series - do you accept this man to be King? IJD GAF: In the name of The Original Series, I do. Marc Richard: In the Name of the Next Generation, I do. Derek Dean: In the name of Deep Space Nine, I do. Kira: And you, the people, do you know just cause or impediment why he may not be King? Then forever hold your peace! Chancellor Valium: HOLD IT! *I'M* the Chancellor here! AND Archbishop of Fiverbury (if self-appointed). *I'll* do the crowning, IF you don't mind. Kira: Actually, yes I do mind. Chancellor Valium: Tough. Ahem. *Takes crown from red fluffy cushion* Then , in the name of the three Series, I crown the King of the United Fiverdom! [the Arrival of the Queen of Sheba is played as Zeke leaves the Cathedral in ermine, crown, and holding sceptre and orb...] I couldnt resist this - and my part is sheer self-indulgence, oh and that I personally am not too keen on women priests....especially a women Archbishop of Fiverbury...hope you like it!
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10-01-2004, 11:35 PM
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Hilarious.  Quote:
ROFL :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: You`re very, very silly, Valium. I like that. :twisted:
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10-02-2004, 12:52 PM
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Hehehehe.
You know, there's the seeds of a BaW fiver in there...
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10-02-2004, 04:19 PM
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BaW? Glad you like it...and yes, silliness is one of my major interests......
Oh, and you forgot that I am self-appointed ArchBishop of Fiverbury.......... btw, why are there no religious buildings attached to Star Trek ships.....no churches, mosques, or places of worship in general....do you think they have special Cathedral Ships....reign heavenly anger on the enemy?
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10-02-2004, 04:39 PM
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There is apparently a chapel thingy onboard the ship in "Balance of Terror".
 I can just see a Flying Fortress ship, complete with towers and drawbridge, in combat though...
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10-02-2004, 04:49 PM
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It'd bring a whole new meaning to "raise shields"!
they have a chapel on a ship? I thought that 24th Century living excluded the possibility of a God (see Star Trek V etc.,)
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10-03-2004, 02:40 AM
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That is one thoroughly weird post, Val.
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10-03-2004, 03:29 AM
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Weird is good. :mrgreen:
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10-03-2004, 11:57 AM
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Silly the joke is. :lol:
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10-04-2004, 12:02 AM
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10-04-2004, 01:09 AM
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It most certainly is! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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10-04-2004, 10:59 AM
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Well Zeke hasn't read anything I've written yet - he's going to tho....."soon"
. But the first thing I wrote was very un-fiver-y.......oh, and I am *NOT* claiming to be a section head....read the text at the top of my avatar, lol. I was gonna have a picture of a cathedral or something there - Archbishop of Fiverbury? ah well, nvm....
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10-04-2004, 01:49 PM
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Any chance you could just tell us? I really can't make it out.
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10-04-2004, 06:15 PM
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It proclaims "5 Minute Social Climber"
All right now?
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10-04-2004, 07:58 PM
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Ach, I think it's just that colour.
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10-04-2004, 08:02 PM
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Oh and NEVER call me "Val" I am in fact male, And I don't find it amusing. Anyone found calling me that will have to face my alter ego, Chancellor Caligula :twisted:
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10-04-2004, 11:15 PM
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Why? I didn't think Prince Valiant was female... :?
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10-05-2004, 12:30 AM
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And Val Kilmer, too.
So when we call you Val, Val, it doesn`t mean we think of you as a female, Val. I for one knew from beforehand you were male, Val. But if you really don`t want us to call you Val, Val, just say so, and we won`t call you Val again. Val. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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