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Apparently
Apparently, it is impossible to lick your elbow.
Useless fact. :wink: Plus, I now get the mental image of people all around the world seeing if they can :mrgreen: Try explaining that one in the office :lol: Yeah...ok, I'm bored :wink:
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It really is, but I tried that years ago. *quick test* Still no success. Well then.
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It's only possible if you just happen to lose an arm
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I'd guess you also have to find it again, though.
*pictures a rotting arm lying behind the sofa*
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Um... I can't lick my elbow... but I CAN stick my fist in my mouth. Does that count for anything? X_x Not only that, but I can wiggle some of my fingers like spaghetti. Now THAT must count for something.
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I read this once before, and apparently 90% of people who read it, try it. So, honestly, how many of you just attepmted to lick your elbow?
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*Whistles innocently*
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uh uh I did :lol:
and it really doesn't work :wink:
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*raises hand* I tried, didn't work no.
Oh and my mom says you're all nuts. :P
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She did hm? I guess I should have warned her when I had the chance. :wink:
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*touches nose to elbow with no problem* :?
*succeeds with his lips too* ...Oh, you mean the point of the elbow? Well of course! :roll: There's that big fat arm in the way and with that silly ball-and-socket joint for a shoulder and that one-way joint for an elbow there's no way you're getting around it.
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Actually, it IS possible to lick your elbow! I just tried and succeeded! It was painful, but successful, :mrgreen: You weaklings are just not trying enough. :twisted: :twisted:
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Cardies are double-jointed? :shock:
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Why is it that the first thing I do after reading this post is try to lick my elbow, i'm sure looking like a nit with with my tongue sticking out and my arm held up at a weird angle? :P
Did that thought cross any of your minds as well? |
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You`re not the only one, Celeste, :mrgreen:
To answer your question - humans, by nature, are a stupid species. They try to lick their elbow and fail. While we Vortas also try to lick our elbows and succeed. :twisted:
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...and while you are preoccupied with that silly activity, Worf runs in with a phaser rifle and blasts you to bits. :roll: Yep, we humans are the stupid ones all right...
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Worf wasn't even trying to lick his elbow. Klingons are un-stupid like that.
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I wouldn`t bet on it. I mean, humans are stupid, but Klingons... :twisted:
ON TOPIC - Any success yet in the licking? :mrgreen:
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