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08-08-2004, 08:26 PM
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Five-Minute QChat - “Because Chat is long and Life is Short”
Blurb: Q’s arrive, those stupid N’s in cities are vanquished, hilarity ensues.
Five-Minute Q Chat “Because Chat is long and Life is Short” by Xeroc Nic: Xeroc, It’s your turn in cities. NAHTMMM: Yeah, you have an X Xeroc: X? Hmmmm…… How about Xa Trung Huong, Vietnam? Nic: I think your looking at a World Atlas. Xeroc: *hides atlas* What would ever make you think that? Q137: Hello insignificant specks of dust! All: Hi. Q137: That’s it? All: There’s pie if you want it. Q137: (aside) …and I came here - why? LadyQ: What in the name of the continuum are you doing here? Q137: Having a little fun! LadyQ: You think this is fun? NAHTMMM: Pie is fun! Q137: You think pie is fun? You need some serious counseling. LadyQ: Well, I’m leaving. Q137: See? I get in trouble for everything. Nic: That’s what you get when you spend 4 billion years in a relationship with someone. Q137: Seriously. LadyQ: Okay, Now you’re really in trouble! babyq: dada? who these people? NAHTMMM: Awww. Xeroc: So cute! Nic: Wheee! Q137: They’re mortals, like the crew of Voyager, but they like pie more. LadyQ: It was your job to watch junior! Q137: Sheesh! I get in trouble for the littlest things! babyq: seesh seesh seesh babyq: i hungry! Q137: Alright, I’ll make you some nebula soup. *snap* babyq: yay! Astronomer: That’s funny - the Orion nebula just vanished! Nic: Q, why do you have that 137 suffix? Q137: It’s only the most important number in the universe! Xeroc: I’ll explain - *deep breath* Xeroc: *long winded description of why 137 is important* Nic: Huh? NAHTMMM: What? Qs: Sorry, wasn’t listening. babyq: *laughs at Xeroc* Xeroc: Hey! Quit that! LadyQ: Alright, that’s it! *changes Xeroc into a monkey* Xeroc: Oog! Nic: Lions, tigers, and Qs – Oh My! Q137: Quit it with the Wizard of Oz references or your next! Nic: *shuts up* Nic: You should change him back! LadyQ: Why? Nic: Pweeese? NAHTMMM: Pweeese? Xeroc: Oooooog? Q137: Ack! Get them to shut up! LadyQ: I have to do everything around here! *snaps* Xeroc: Yes! Humans 1 - Qs 0! babyq: protosuns taste funny! Nic: Indeed! NAHTMMM: Hehehe babyq: whee! Xeroc: Hey! You stole my line! Q137: We Qs own everything. NAHTMMM: Even Arkansas? Q137: Darn tootin’! NAHTMMM: Wow! Catalina: Hi … Qs? Q137: Yes, we’re Qs – omnipotent. Catalina: Could you use a different color that blue? Q137: Sure I can! All: Ack! Our eyes! Catalina: I just got back from the incredibly-better-than-this-stinkin-chat-room movie! Nic: If it’s so good – why are you here? Catalina: Good question. Nic: *nonsense chat* Catalina: *more nonsense chat* NAHTMMM: *nonsense chat OF DOOM* Q137: What the crell are all you dsokdpaches talking about? All: Pie! (aside) Zeke: Man, even the Qs are stealing my words! SwampMonster: *pant* I chased cat *pant* here! Nic: Thanks! babyq: pet! yay! Q137: Okay! SwampMonster: Nooo!!! Zeke: I’ll get you for that - Swamp Monster! Nic: Wait a sec…Zeke wasn’t there during this chat! Xeroc: This is a fiver. Nic: Point taken. LadyQ: I’m leaving. babyq: me too! Q137: Alright, I’m coming. *Qs vanish* All: Party! (aside) Q137: Crap, I always miss the best stuff. (The cities end in N at Ludicrous Speed) THE END If you have any suggestions or comments - feel free to post! (Updated!)
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08-08-2004, 09:07 PM
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Heh.
 That's quite funny, but the parts where I actually was there are the funniest. And yes, they are few. :wink:
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08-09-2004, 08:16 AM
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I wasn't there, either, but nicely distilled.
Reading that chat log in the other thread made my head hurt. 
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08-09-2004, 11:33 AM
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Hee. Very amusing.
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08-11-2004, 02:05 AM
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Wheee!
Excellently adapted for a fiver format, Xeroc! Great job! :mrgreen:
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08-11-2004, 05:08 AM
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Thanks everyone!
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