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Old 03-13-2003, 12:20 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Today is Alfred Hitchcock Day.

Tomorrow (the 13th) is Jewel Day (as in gems, I assume).

The 15th is "Everything You Think is Wrong" Day.

But the 16th will be "Everything You Do is Right" Day. :S

And the 17th is [bost_uid0][color=yellowost_uid0]Submarine[/colorost_uid0][/bost_uid0] Day.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The 15th is also National Quilting Day.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You missed International Women's Day on March 8th. You, sir, should be ashamed of yourself.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I know it's not strictly a holiday, but I felt Einstein's birtday just had to be mentioned.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Things Are Good"]You missed International Women's Day on March 8th. You, sir, should be ashamed of yourself.[/quoteost_uid0]
Oh, I am. I am.


I'll try to make up for it with a stupid little jingle:

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[iost_uid0]My constant has a first name, it's three-ee-ee-ee-ee,
My constant has a second name, it's one-four-one-five-nine-two-six-five-three-five-eight-nine-seven-nine-three-two-three-eight
-four-six-two-si...[/iost_uid0]
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Actually, this may not be so little. It might even be the second coming of "The Song That Never Ends". [imgost_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif[/imgost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Pi is exactly three!"

Sorry. Simpsons quote. Had to be done.

I'm also sitting on a math joke I'd like to work into a fiver. It would work best in B5.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Past time to catch up.

4/1 : One Cent Day. No foolin'!

4/7 ( Tomorrow! ) : No Housework Day :bigsmile:

4/8 : All is Ours Day [imgost_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/eek5.gif[/imgost_uid0]

4/9 : Name Yourself Day

4/10 : Golfers Day

4/13 : Blame Somebody Else Day[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]4/13 : Blame Somebody Else Day [/quoteost_uid0]

That's every day.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]4/13 : Blame Somebody Else Day [/quoteost_uid0]

That's every day.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, that's what a guy on the street said, I really wouldn't knowbecause it's not my business and so it's not my fault or anything.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]All right, now that my last-minute crunch at college is over (?), I can get back to doing these. Unfortunately, it is already too late for such meaningful, exciting days as Save the Rhino Day, National Candied Orange Peel Day, Lost Sock Memorial Day, Limerick Day, and National Dance Like A Chicken Day (which was yesterday, if you don't mind being 24 hours late).

Today (May the 15th) is [bost_uid0]National Chocolate Chip Day[/bost_uid0]! Mmm-mmm.

May 19th will be Frog Jumping Jubilee Day.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]National Kiss Day was earlier this week[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]i have two psychopaths living in my head. does that count as MPD?

If it is, I totally agree. wonderful way of life!! whoo hoo!!

*jumps into chocolate fudge pool with the two personalities in her head*[/colorost_uid0]
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