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| View Poll Results: Which question would you rather be asked? | |||
| Who are you? |
   
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2 | 25.00% |
| What do you want? |
  
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2 | 25.00% |
| Why are you here? |
  
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2 | 25.00% |
| Where are you going? |
  
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1 | 12.50% |
| When Adam delved and Eve span, who then was the gentleman? |
  
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1 | 12.50% |
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#1
06-27-2007, 10:00 PM
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Which Question?
Which of these questions would you rather be asked?
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#2
06-27-2007, 11:30 PM
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Aren't you going to include "What is your quest" and "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow" in there?
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06-28-2007, 10:33 AM
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But personally I'd like to be asked "Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?" Wait, no, come to think of it, I wouldn't. But that's my obscure reference for the day (assuming of course "Never ask that question!" isn't obscure).
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06-28-2007, 11:39 AM
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Well, if we can choose the language as well as the question, then I'd want "what do you want" spoken in Klingon, since it's the closest thing to a greeting that they have.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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06-28-2007, 11:44 AM
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Who are you?
Who, who? Who, who? Great, now that's in my head.
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06-28-2007, 11:28 PM
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Why are you here? Who are you? and What do you want? mean you're going to be a pawn in the hands of advanced aliens, Where are you going? means you'll be heading there very soon.
As for the last one...ummm...an ostrich.
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06-29-2007, 04:14 AM
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Who is Number One?
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07-03-2007, 08:55 PM
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Hm, considering What do you want? and Why are you here? require Deep Thought, and considering that I'll have to mention a lot of names, nicknames and such to answer Who are you?, and I don't even like speaking in public, I guess I'll go with Where are you going?. Plain question, plain answer. Unless I'm dying when you ask that, because in that case, I probably won't want to answer and spoil the effect.
I'm not even going to consider making up an answer for that last one.
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