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Merry Christmas!
Here's hoping everyone has a great day
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And when we say "great," we mean stupendous. We mean joyful. We mean even a tribble couldn't make you happier.
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Frohe Weihnachten!
Gatac
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(Bangs side of head) Did I forget to feed my Babel Fish again?
(note: there's a secondary joke in there that is not lost on me)
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Happy Festivus!
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Chri - !
Oh, it's ten past one. Aey-emm. I missed it. Oh well, happy Boxing Day. IMO, Boxing Day doesn't get enough love.
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Merry Crimble, one and all!
And while we're at it, I'll get the Twee Crimble Line out of the way for this year: "Why, 'tis the biggest goose in all Christendom!" Hope everyone has/had/willen-on-mayan-happen-be-to a good one
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Merry Christmas to all, including any lurkers/spambots. Have a nice holiday!
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I don't believe in X-mas. So, I wish you a Joyous Bobunk, one and all!
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People really should use h2g2-style temporal tenses more often.
Ah, Bobunk. I really wish they'd turned that into a running gag. I can just imagine Salem now: "You call these pranks? On Bobunk the children never stopped until the mayor's toupee was burned to a crisp!" "Oh, I was just humming a Bobunk carol. What were you saying?" "I was visiting the Bobunk fairy in Limbo. What's going on?" And so on. What's your favorite Festivus tradition? I'm leaning towards the Feats of Strength, but really it's just the aluminum pole set up in the middle of the room.
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I'm late, but I don't care.
Merry Chirstmas from both all of me and my shiny new 120GB portable hard-drive!
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H2G2 does NOT STAND FOR THE HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE! IT MAKES NO SENSE!
Ahem. Festivus has nothing on Otherstide.
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HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy. HHGG. h2g2. It makes perfect sense. Or are you one of the purists who say THHGTTG?
Oh, and DNA himself said one word, no hyphen. Never heard of Otherstide. 120 gig? Yikes. What are you going to fill it with? The only thing I can think of that'd take that much space is speedruns.
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RAW files. Many, many RAW files.
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Or high-quality video. For film editing and such.
Don't look at me like that. Gatac
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Actually, video is what I was thinking too. For no reason.
Incidentally, this? is the best X-mas song ever.
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I was going to, but then I noticed it was Futurama. You do not want my tirade on how Simpsons and its kin are ruining animation today. Trust me, you don't.
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I hate the Simpsons too, but Futurama's different. And no, I don't want a debate about how, except that it is.
Besides. The X-Mas Elves (Neptunians) song is awesome.
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