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Old 08-08-2003, 11:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I said, STOP BLAMING THE DOG

A: No, it's just that this time it was the [iost_uid0]cat[/iost_uid0]...

(No, not you, the furry kind)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I bought this new tribble, and it's gone again. Did your dog eat this one too?

A: No, we don't have a pool anymore. Yes, that would mean you can't swim in it.

(Just because my character lost all her hair, doesn't mean you have to rub it in.)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:25 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened to your swimming pool? It's the middle of a heatwave out here!

A: A keyboard. No, the musical kind.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did you buy your girlfriend for her birthday?

A: John Sheridan died because he liked tribbles too much.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, who's the dead guy on the floor and why is there fur sticking out of his mouth?

A: That's the trouble with Tribbles.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Everytime I get a tribble, it seems to attract a lot of other tribbles. Even if I close my house hermetically. How is that possible?

A: What's with all the tribble-ations all of a sudden?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, about tribbes...

A:Well, a pink elephant with green polkadots would probably solve that.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:54 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: [sarcasm]My life is [iost_uid0]way[/iost_uid0] too interesting nowadays.[/sarcasm]

A: I think we need a new forbidden word.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So cat, what do you think is the trouble with tribbles?

A: Gravity doesn't exist, the Earth just sucks.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Just throw up some tribbles and let gravity do the rest of your work.

A: I believe doing it the hard way is always easier.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:08 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's your opinion on these 'Get rich quick and easy' spam scams?

A: If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:15 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wouldn't it be way nicer if you could easily take the plane to your vacation spot, instead of a car?

A: You're wrong. I don't like him at all.[/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 08-08-2003, 06:51 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You know, normally when a girl steals a guy's hat, flushes it down the toilet and then hits him over the head with a large mallet, it means she likes him.

A: Thief! Baggins! We hates it forever!

[quoteost_uid0]Hey! You stole my line![/quoteost_uid0]

Borrowed it. I was just taking care of it in case you lost it. You should really keep better track of your things.

Why do I get the impression that you two communicate more in these fora than you do in real life?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:51 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I know I just stole your marble but don't you think you're a little over-reacting?

A: Don't mind the tribble-blood all over the place.

Actually, I had it right here all the time. And as if stealing it wasn't enough, you also illegally changed bits of it too.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:53 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's all this blue stuff?

A: This is an [bost_uid0]ex-tribble[/bost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Why do I get the impression that you two communicate more in these fora than you do in real life?[/quoteost_uid0]
Actually, I was helping her catch up to you [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:00 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is this round furry dried up ball, a cat toy? (no pun intended Cat  )


A: the answer is 42, for the question, please deposit $1,574,432.45


Just wait, in two weeks i'll be back in school, online for hours doing homework and pokeing my nose in here every few minuets. MWAHAHAHAHA, there will be no stoping me then.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what's the question, you know, the big one?

A: Actually, there's a heat-wave here, so we hope it's a little colder in Italy.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:39 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is my Dutch ice cream melting?

A: Fever! When you kiss me, fever when you ho-old me tight.

[quoteost_uid0]And as if stealing it wasn't enough, you also illegally changed bits of it too.[/quoteost_uid0]

I simply modified the source.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 09:15 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Picard (to Crusher): How would you describe the feeling I give you?

A: Either 47 billion or 3.

[quoteost_uid0]I simply modified the source.[/quoteost_uid0]

Ah, is that what you call it? [/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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A. Oh, is that what you said? I was trying to picture an onion on your foot.[/colorost_uid0]
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