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07-31-2003, 01:14 AM
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. 
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07-31-2003, 01:17 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] If there were [iost_uid0]one[/iost_uid0] chemical compound you would withold from the next utterer of the forbidden word Pizza, Sa'ar, what would it be?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Sabrina Sheridan, the B5 witch[/colorost_uid0]
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07-31-2003, 03:08 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. Who will taya think she is after she bumps her head in the next Baw fiver?A. We DID? How did *that* happen?[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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07-31-2003, 03:48 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Is it true that we said the word "pizza" so many times that we now can never say it again?A:Pudding on bread is a great subsitute for it, but you cant wear it out.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-31-2003, 01:26 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh my god! I can't say p... I mean, I can't say that word anymore! What to do now?A: It really doesn't matter. Pie is great too. Or so I've heard...[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-31-2003, 02:33 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, what do you want for dessert? There is a place down the road that has a great ice cream sundae.A: Uh oh, Carmen Sandiego just stole Voyager[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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07-31-2003, 09:48 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why is Voyager orbiting around Earth broadcasting that annoying song?A:Sucks to be him.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-31-2003, 11:08 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Our favorite redshirt just fell off a cliff. Isn't that the third time this week?A: It's... Darn... Itchy.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-31-2003, 11:23 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Bones, how does it feel to be carrying around Spock's [iost_uid0]katra[/iost_uid0]?A. Ssshh! If I don't have any lines for another three episodes straight, I'll break the record.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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08-01-2003, 12:26 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Mayweather, why are you writing stuff on a portable whiteboard?A: Its a cat, and if you dont want it, go to that creepy store.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-01-2003, 05:03 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh my god! what is that thing? It's...It's horrible! wouldn't you prefer a nice, normal pet, like a toad or a bat?A: It's my party, and I'll die if I want to. DIE if I want to.[/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#812
08-01-2003, 05:18 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, sing me the song that is playing on the radio.A: You would die too if it happened to you[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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08-01-2003, 07:33 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, Sheridan, I heard that you died back there on Z'Ha'Dum. What happened, man?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I got on the wrong side of a certain hot-tempered second in command. Does this answer satisfy you?[/colorost_uid0]
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#814
08-01-2003, 07:33 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So I'm supposed to believe J Lo died just because Ben Affleck turned out to be French?A: Crash landing! Crash landing! Oh, wait, no, Normal landing! Normal landing![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-01-2003, 07:48 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, what happens when you get Chakotay to land a shuttle?[ostensibly because crashlanding == normal landing where Chakotay is concerned....] [b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Die, Microsoft! DIE NOW![/colorost_uid0]
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08-01-2003, 05:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Taya, your ex husband, John Sheridan, just bought out Microsoft!!A: Captain, we are recieving a hail from Captain John Sheridan. Should I raise shields?[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#817
08-01-2003, 05:16 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So, now she is going to marry John Sheridan? That's unbelievable! It's just not right! It's--A: John Sheridan has become a non-eatable substitute for pizza. Or maybe he [i ost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] eatable, I don't know. And I don't want to find out, either.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-01-2003, 05:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. So, what have Zeke and Kira done in response to claims that running gags involving food were responsible for several of our forumgoers gaining weight?A. You have a deal.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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08-01-2003, 05:44 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: John, would you like to rule the unverse? You can have all the planets you want. A: Taya, I noticed John was a little happier this morning than usual. I know he was with you last night, I see it in your eyes.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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08-01-2003, 05:59 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: "Woo-hoo"?A: A deer-smacking, squirrel-squashin' drivin' machine.[/color ost_uid0]
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