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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Computer, turn the tv on.
A: No, it was a blue one.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is this the medical tricorder you wanted?
A: ALL HAIL THE SPORKS![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did everyone chant at the wedding of Mr Fork and Mrs. Spoon?
(That or, "What did that sign say that we just passed?") A: Captain, that is the last nebula in the universe, yet we still dont have any coffee.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *sigh* Is [iost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0] the coffee nebula then?
A: Of course you can come along. But remember, you'll die if you say anything.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Ensign Bob requesting permission to go on the away mission with you.
A: Watching Star Trek with 3-D glasses, now that would be cool.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You know what would be cool for movie night? If we'd --
A: No, I got it, I just have to... AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ensign, we need a plan to help me survive while you die in the process.
A: Redshirts that get promoted[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is Ensign Kim's worst nightmare?
A: That's not Earth, it's the Gas Giant we passes a week ago.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Neelix to Janeway: Is that Earth? Is that Earth? Hey, the huge, light-emiting ball o gas, is THAT Earth?
A: Here, have some salt, the cure-all for everything.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Qoctor, Im mutating into a lizard. I need your help!
A: Hmm, im lost in space on the holodeck in a ship that is lost in space.[/colorost_uid0] |
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Q: What are you doing? And where the HELL are you? A: Go watch tv or something![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Neelix: What can I do to help you in this sticky situation?
A: Archer to Janeway, welcome to my time[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: They stole all our replicators? Does that mean we have to eat Neelix's food every day?
A: This person is not going to travel.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What makes you think this guy's lying when he says he likes to travel? Just because he doesn't have any guns...
A. Um, I think you're mixing your movie quotes up again.[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: As Q once said: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.
A: I would, but there's this person I have to kill, so I really have to go.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, my friend just called. He said someone's been hired to kill him. Lets go help him out.
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] No. Fortunately, he found his commbadge on the control-panel so he could contact his ship.[/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, did the good captain actually manage to locate his clothes?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I've got no more use for him. Kill him.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:I have a redshirt doing nothing, what shall we do with him?
A: If I ate that pizza when I we went back to earth in the past, I wonder if that would effect the timeline that much.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wasn't there a star here when we left? We didn't erase it from the timeline just by going back in time did we?
A: If you had eaten the pizza, the depressed person that'll come in here in a couple of hours will commit suicide because he can't get his daily pizza. A dead person can't get a son who will become president to make peace all over the world. Does that answer your question?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why can't I have any pizza? I haven't eaten in two hours!
A: The one with the knee length beard and the purple pointy hat. He's sitting next to the giant rabbit and his buddy Mr Giant-Anteater.[/colorost_uid0]
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