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Old 07-21-2003, 11:25 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *muttermuttermutterhighpitchedsqueaking*

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Old 07-21-2003, 11:33 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick, what's a constellation that sounds vaguely similar to my name?

A: Make sure it sinks in the same place it did BEFORE it was possessed.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-21-2003, 11:39 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what do we do with this possessed puppet I dove up after we exorsize it?

A: I would, but the airco is broken and it's hot in there![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:41 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why don't you go in that burning house to save the poor child?

A: I didn't do it. I'm innocent, I swear.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:44 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So who lit that damn fire anyway?

A: Sunglasses, or possibly a car stereo.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:46 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, you got so many presents for your birthday, which one came from your boyfriend?

*runs*

A: The door was open.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:48 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So why exactly did you steal the jeweler's door, and not the contents of his vault?

A: A really cute dog whose only problem is he has fleas.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:49 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How could the valiant Heroes possibly have gotten into the Evil Lair?
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Q: What's a decent idea for a "flawed" comic superhero?

A: Mt. Nevermind.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-21-2003, 11:53 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where was it that plane with all those people crashed?

A: THAT MUSIC IS TOO LOUD![/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:56 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: HOLD ON I HAVE TO TURN THE RADIO UP. NOW WHAT DID YOU SAY?

A: Fine, and how are you?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-22-2003, 12:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh great Lord Squishydodo! How is your lordship's current condition?

A: You read too much Sluggy.

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Old 07-22-2003, 12:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Isn't it Squeakybobo?

A: Gypsies, tramps and thieves.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who did Hitler blame, besides Jews, for the war he started himself?

A: That would make it 47, then.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-22-2003, 12:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]((Q: So just IS the Canadian Alliance made of now?))

Q: How much stuff is in that thing?


A: Very bad. Very very bad. But interesting.

How do you do that strikethough thing?[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you feel after eating that weird looking donut?

A: The Wonder Twins.

(You use the STRIKE tag: {strike}text you want struck{/strike} Replace these {} with <>. )[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where did you go to get rid of your good duplicate from the mirror universe?

A: The roof is on fire. Or it might be my hair.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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A. Are you sure it couldn't be better described with a metaphorical color?



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(Amusing question-answer reversal.)

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