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07-09-2003, 09:16 AM
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 ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Okay, so what's logically wrong with this episode, Chakotay?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Neo trying to give a coherent answer.[quote ost_uid0="Opium"]A: Muipo, ediug rouy eb Ll'i. Dnal etisippo ot emoclew.[/quoteost_uid0]What's Oppisite Land?[/color ost_uid0]
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07-09-2003, 01:55 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is a sign that Neo is running out of answers for this topic?A: Hello Trinity, welcome aboard Voyager.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-09-2003, 02:03 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is the first line in NeoMatrix's as-yet unpublished Voyager/Matrix crossover fanfic titled "Janeway Kicks Matrix Butt"?A: Naw, his offer didn't interest me. If he'd thrown in some pies, though...[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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07-09-2003, 03:39 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. What did Derek say the first time Zeke offered him the DS9 staff position?A. supercalifragalisticexpealadocious.[/color ost_uid0]
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked!
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07-09-2003, 05:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Name a word that everyone can pronounce but nobody can spell.A: Idjits jackhammering at 7:00 outside my window.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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07-09-2003, 05:44 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you cross the early bird with a birdbrain and a woodpecker? A: Of [i ost_uid0]course[/iost_uid0] the plan didn't work, fool! You forgot to bring the Rubik's cube and the Pogo Stick of Doom![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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07-09-2003, 11:23 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I cant seem to get this engine for my old Ford working...do you think I've improvised to many parts?A:No, no, NO, no, no, no...oh, with you? yes.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#608
07-10-2003, 04:49 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain Picard, I know I'm only an acting ensign but Commander Riker has been really annoying me lately so will you consent if I ask you to hit him with me?(Well actually there's supposed to be some sort of pun here, in the answer, but it's not really obvious.) [b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] 17, will you PLEASE shut the frell up.[/colorost_uid0]
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07-10-2003, 05:34 AM
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07-11-2003, 04:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:In Pirates of the Caribean, do you think Johnny Depp's character should get with the female captain? And why is he fondling the ship so much? And why dont they just have the whole movie with Johnny and Orlando Bloom? And why cant I stop asking all these silly questions?A:You still havent hit me for asking LOTR questions. So there. Nah. I win. You lose. Nah nah. Nah.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-11-2003, 09:32 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:Hi, my name is Sideshow Bob. You like my hair?A: Hey look, its the Borg!! Get us out of here. They are....marching in a parade with instruments?[/color ost_uid0]
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07-11-2003, 09:41 AM
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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07-11-2003, 09:48 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is Neelix's favorite way to fix a bad meal?A: Next time on Enterprise, they will introduce Phaser-time, like Bullet-time(matrix-moves), only with Phasers.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-11-2003, 02:16 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Ok, So how are we going to kill ensign Mayweater off [iost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0] seasonA: Welcome to the green forg Cafe, my name is Katy, can i take your order?[/color ost_uid0]
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#618
07-11-2003, 04:33 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's a forg?A: My socks! I can't move my socks![/color ost_uid0]
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07-11-2003, 04:54 PM
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ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's a forg?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0](Oops, heehee)Q. Sa'ar, Sa'ar, are you OK? A. Maybe, if you tilt your head to the left.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you think, can I pass for a complete nuthead?A: See no Nan, hear no Nan.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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