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Old 07-05-2003, 05:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: NAH Have you seen my cats eye?


A:Well to make a long story short we ended up in New York[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how was your trip to Miami, Kevin?

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Old 07-05-2003, 05:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, Kevin, are you ready to go camping (Kevin here being my pyro little brother)


A: no i think i'll just have the soup.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Would you like the Soup of the Day: Fly in my Soup?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Would you care for monkey brains a la carte?

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A: They'll NEVER prove it was MY naginata that killed him.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-05-2003, 11:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: They say Wesley was killed by a rare weapon, a naginata or something. You don't happen to have one, do you Nan?

A: A yellow orc.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you call an orc that is very cautious?

A: Janeway, remember that movie "Star Wars"? Well, I think I just saw a Wookie.[/colorost_uid0]
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A. Well, gee, maybe I happen to like the smell of burning rigatoni in the morning, okay?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Neelix, why cant we have a normal breakfast? Why must we have burnt pasta every morning?



A: We'll sing "Row Row Row you're Boat" all along the trip.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: so did you hear, in the next episode of enterprise the Videians are going to attack but enterprise will fight back with the help of species 8472


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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is the one pheasr that is absoloutely one-hundred percent guaranteed to motivate Zeke to do womthing on time?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Well, we thought that we had all the animals - they came on two-by-two incidently - but they all turened out to be Changlings.[/colorost_uid0]
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[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh, bugger. We are so screwed.[/colorost_uid0]
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A:Miss Marple, really, I dont think Henry the 5th could have killed Kenny![/colorost_uid0]
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