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11-09-2006, 09:10 PM
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I'm so annoyed that we only get half of every A Prarie Home Companion. Thank Zod for the internet!
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11-10-2006, 02:54 AM
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Which half? The musical half or the monologue half? There is a difference.
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11-10-2006, 12:11 PM
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A mix of the two.
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11-10-2006, 08:10 PM
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That's odd. How sad it must be to hear "It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon" without "That's the news in Lake Wobegon." Almost like having your transmogrifier gun jam after only one use.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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11-10-2006, 10:59 PM
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I've yet to hear a conclusion to a single one of the adventures of Guy Noir.
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11-11-2006, 04:57 AM
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Basically it's a variant of:
"In a city that knows how to hide its secrets, one man is still trying to find the answers: Guy Noir, Private Eye." There, I spoiled it for you. I feel so evil.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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11-11-2006, 10:54 AM
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Great, I just lost my last reason to live.
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11-11-2006, 06:55 PM
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^Nonsense! What about winding up all these hew-mons?
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11-11-2006, 08:09 PM
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That was good for about a decade or so, but I've just plum run out of ideas.
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11-11-2006, 08:27 PM
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And I've just run out of comprehension. Whata-whatnow?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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11-12-2006, 03:23 PM
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Quote:
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11-12-2006, 04:33 PM
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But what to do after breakfast? What then?
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11-12-2006, 07:41 PM
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Now that reference deserves a trophy.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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11-12-2006, 11:35 PM
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I hereby nominate mudshark for next year's ZIING! Award. Zeke will probably win it again, though, like he always does.
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11-13-2006, 12:24 AM
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Depends on who gives it out.
If we're talking zings in fivers, he's been reigning champion ever since the first fiver: Mark: You know, honey, they say a fool and her dog are soon parted. Janeway: So what? Bye now. Classic fiver humor.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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