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07-19-2006, 04:58 AM
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July 18 (T10 #95)
I'm back! For this week, anyway. Next week is another math camp, so I haven't decided yet what I'll do. Maybe I'll let Hejira take over and quote Red vs Blue for a week or something. Seriously, I'd like to congratulate Scooter on a fine job in the driver's seat. Not only did he follow my instructions perfectly and write some great newsposts, he actually fixed a mistake I made. One of the new author files was missing, and Scooter managed to dope out my PHP code, find the problem, and supply the file. Fantastic work, especially for a first time. I'd say this bodes well for future staff updates. Now then, this week I hope to finally do some of the stuff I've been doing "thought work" on for months. I won't have a lot of time, but I'll see how much of a start I can get. And as for today, here's a list I came up with on a whim: The Top 10 Tips For Aliens Invading Earth. (Yes, folks, I for one welcome our new insect overlords.)
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction Last edited by Zeke; 07-19-2006 at 05:01 AM. 
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07-19-2006, 05:38 AM
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 Whales. Heheh.
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07-19-2006, 07:40 AM
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07-19-2006, 12:02 PM
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?" "I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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07-19-2006, 01:18 PM
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Hah! I love it. Skewering cliches always amuses me.
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07-19-2006, 04:42 PM
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07-19-2006, 11:12 PM
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Oh! Oh! The Sacred List has been linked to! Must resist ..urge...to memorize...
Also, if you're looking for content, I'd bet the Plan could be dragged out of whatever attic or basement it was consigned to and ressurected. Like the Cylons. Note to self: finish that episode. This is getting ridiculous.
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07-20-2006, 05:10 PM
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(Note to non-Whovians: reference, not rudeness)
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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07-21-2006, 03:22 PM
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Your puns are weak, old man.
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07-21-2006, 04:04 PM
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07-21-2006, 07:09 PM
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But... but that wasn't a pun. It was a reference.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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07-23-2006, 09:11 AM
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It can be both things!
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07-23-2006, 12:54 PM
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Typical U-NIT thinking :P
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07-23-2006, 10:18 PM
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I'd order the men to have you taken out back and shot, but we've already gone over our allocation of amunition this month. Some of us have a budget to work to, you know!
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07-23-2006, 10:31 PM
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Don't use guns. Use swords. You don't need ammunition for them, and they're cooler anyway.
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07-23-2006, 10:35 PM
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Didn't you ever see Indiana Jones? :P
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07-23-2006, 10:42 PM
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Yes. But swords are always cooler anyways. Imagine what Indie could've done if he didn't have to worry about ammo.
Plus there's more blood.
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08-03-2006, 10:57 PM
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Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the PVC side
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08-04-2006, 03:16 AM
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O RLY? I have technobabble. And D&D sourcebooks. And ones from other obscure games. And....
Snakes. Yes, that's right. I have SNAKES.
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