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12-22-2005, 11:03 PM
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Q: Is it 1984 where you live?
A: Jingle Bells.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#5342
12-22-2005, 11:06 PM
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Q: What's the christmas carol everybody can sing?
A: Well, I didn't say sing well.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5343
12-22-2005, 11:10 PM
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Q: I thought you said you could sing.
A: Only if the shoe fits
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#5344
12-22-2005, 11:26 PM
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Q: Should I wear this boot?
A: Guess not.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5345
12-23-2005, 06:41 PM
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Q: Are you excited about any of the upcoming holidays?
A: New Year's Eve.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5346
12-23-2005, 07:03 PM
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Q: when will your avvy lose this funny hat?
A: whoa its december already
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#5347
12-23-2005, 07:48 PM
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Q: Are you glad Christmas is Sunday?
A: I take it you haven't even begun your Christmas Shopping then.
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#5348
12-23-2005, 08:12 PM
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Q: Haven't you heard? Holidays are irrelevant.
A: Nah, I'll just replicate something in the last thirty seconds.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5349
12-23-2005, 10:27 PM
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Q: So you're holiday shopping?
A: Christmas tree, Rupert book, and partridge in a pear tree.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5350
12-24-2005, 11:31 AM
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Q: So, what do you want?
A: A replacement for my two front teeth. Although I do not eat, or drink, and retch if I try, I can't get into the publicity footage if I don't. Dang photogenic drones.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5351
12-26-2005, 07:30 PM
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Q: What do you want for Borg Celebration Day?
A: That's funny. Ha. Ha.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5352
12-26-2005, 08:24 PM
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Q: Have heard the one about calculating resistance? It's irrelevant.
A: Hmmm. Tough crowd.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5353
12-27-2005, 01:07 AM
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Q: *blank stares*
A: *blank stares*
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5354
12-27-2005, 01:38 AM
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Q: Have you tried Sarsparilla?
A: I bring you Sutekh's gift of milk...That'll be forty-eight pence.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5355
12-27-2005, 04:22 AM
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Q: So, what'd ya bring this drone for your irrelevant holiday?
A: A Red Ryder Ranger Model Plasma Rifle.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5356
12-27-2005, 08:00 PM
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Q: What do you want for Borg Celebration Day?
A: It's Boxing Day on steriods.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5357
12-30-2005, 01:17 AM
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Q: Man you look beat. So how was the Free Pie Day at the Mall?
A: Well, after it was over, TopHatMan couldn't be found in the Mall anywhere.
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#5358
12-30-2005, 03:28 AM
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Q: Was the rioting bad?
A: I teleported home one night/ With John and Syd and Meg/ John stole Meggie's heart away/ And I got Sydney's leg. 
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5359
01-02-2006, 11:39 PM
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Q: mhmh what is a drone like you doing at night?
A: yeah...its one year
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#5360
01-03-2006, 02:30 AM
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Q: So this is what you you meant?
A: Well, okay, I guess, fine.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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