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Old 12-11-2005, 06:43 AM
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A: Stars. So. Many. Stars.
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Old 12-11-2005, 05:31 PM
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A: Dunno. Try Google.
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Old 12-12-2005, 05:39 AM
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Old 12-12-2005, 08:11 AM
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Old 12-12-2005, 12:09 PM
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A: Poke!
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:32 PM
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Q: Hey PJ, what are you doing with that stick?

A: Owww. Yes.
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:18 AM
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Q: Poke! Poke! Poke! Does that hurt?


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Old 12-13-2005, 10:19 AM
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A: I am curious, yes.
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:20 PM
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Q: Would you like me to test out this new and improved Hammer of Smitting on you?

A: There is a flaw because it didn't hurt a bit...oh wait, there is the pain.
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Old 12-13-2005, 10:12 PM
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Old 12-14-2005, 01:39 AM
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A: Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
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Old 12-14-2005, 03:00 AM
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Q: Aaaah! Make it stop! No more Jingle Bells!


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Old 12-14-2005, 11:08 AM
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Old 12-14-2005, 04:36 PM
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:48 PM
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A: GAH!
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Old 12-15-2005, 02:12 AM
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Old 12-15-2005, 03:51 AM
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A: They breed like rabbits. They have to, with that many natural predators.
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Old 12-15-2005, 03:52 AM
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Old 12-15-2005, 03:53 AM
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Q: Hey what's that large shadow over there behind u..GAC!

A: Oops.
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Old 12-15-2005, 04:21 AM
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