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11-28-2005, 12:10 AM
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Q: I think that bear just crushed that redwood over there...
A: Ni!
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#5202
11-28-2005, 12:12 AM
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Q: So, what do you say?
A: The sound of the air being forced out of the lungs as the neck is chocked by a large ursine animal.
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#5203
11-28-2005, 10:31 PM
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Q: I have a good singin voice..do you want to hear it?
do you have a wish for what I could sing? A: how dare you.......
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#5204
11-29-2005, 06:27 AM
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Q: I'll take over the world!
A: Nah, they arrive Tuesday.
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#5205
11-29-2005, 04:36 PM
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Q: have you received the evil henchmen I sent you?
A: you are the ONE!
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#5206
11-29-2005, 09:15 PM
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Q: What did Riker say to Picard after the poker tournament?
A: Redshirt #24 is responding to our hail....oh wait, nevermind.
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#5207
11-29-2005, 10:12 PM
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Q: That was some pretty heavy phaser fire down there! Is anyone of our team still alive?
A: Not again.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5208
11-30-2005, 08:30 AM
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Q: AAH! The fabric of space-time is coming apart!
A: Oh, come on, that's two days early!
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#5209
11-30-2005, 11:54 AM
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Q: Our shipment of redshirts have arrived.
A: A flaw? Send them back!
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#5210
11-30-2005, 12:01 PM
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Q: The new red shirts for the redshirts just came in, but they're purple.
A: What happened to the toga?
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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11-30-2005, 08:09 PM
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Q: How do you like our new design for ancient redshirts?
A: Never invite redshirts to a toga party
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#5212
11-30-2005, 09:33 PM
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Q: So what did you learn from this incident?
A: God, it'll take forever to get these bloodstains off the walls.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5213
11-30-2005, 09:37 PM
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Q:It's seems the penguin was here...
A: The Swedish Chef!
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#5214
12-01-2005, 03:58 AM
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Q: What phrase scares caterers most?
A: ME!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#5215
12-01-2005, 06:09 AM
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Q: What forum poster has been gone a while, only to return just before the end of November?
A: I'm sorry, that's not in the form of a question.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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12-01-2005, 07:16 AM
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Q: The answer is 568.456781029.
A: Lemon-o.
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#5217
12-01-2005, 07:22 AM
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Q: So what are the new product names for the lemonade mix?
A: That is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I have seen in my entire life.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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12-01-2005, 07:23 AM
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Q: Watch me cut down this tree with this needle!
A: It's not that bad.
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#5219
12-01-2005, 07:42 AM
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Q: The Blingcellcior! It Burns!
A: Not really, no.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5220
12-01-2005, 07:44 AM
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Q: You don't like the Blinged-Up Excelsior?
A: I thought it was kinda cool.
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