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11-16-2005, 11:17 AM
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Q: What does Archer say about this incident?
A: don't ask me....ask the blurry alien over there.
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11-16-2005, 12:05 PM
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Q: So how's SETI going? Hubble Space Telescope helping out any?
A: A few loose nuts.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5123
11-16-2005, 08:16 PM
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Q: So what did the doctor tell you the result was of your scan for testicular cancer?
A: Albatross!
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#5124
11-16-2005, 11:56 PM
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Q: Where are you going?
A: He wears short shorts!
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#5125
11-17-2005, 12:30 AM
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Q: So, what about that flying purple people eater?
A: It had one huge horn, and one big eye.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5126
11-17-2005, 10:41 AM
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Q: So how does that joke that made everyone cringe (and some cry) start off?
A: Junk mail.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5127
11-17-2005, 04:21 PM
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Q: So, what did you have for breakfast?
A:a vinyl of Vera Lynn.
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#5128
11-19-2005, 11:56 AM
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Q: What did you just run over?
A: Google it.
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#5129
11-19-2005, 01:56 PM
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Q: what else can one do with opium??
A: dalk do de händ
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11-19-2005, 10:25 PM
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Q: So, Doctor, what of the fact that your assistance in designing the V1 help kill many people?
A: It was nothing.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5131
11-19-2005, 11:12 PM
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Q: What was that large object you were holding behind your back?
A: You call that a weapon?
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#5132
11-20-2005, 04:07 AM
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Q: So, did you hear about the guy who held up a bank with a prosthetic limb?
A: I daresay not.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5133
11-20-2005, 06:11 AM
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Q: Is it true?
A: Quoth the raven, "Nevertheless."
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#5134
11-20-2005, 10:53 AM
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Q: What do you when faced with a really tough legal battle?
A: Close your eyes and go into the scary room.
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#5135
11-20-2005, 11:10 AM
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Q: what do I have to say to get you into the chat??
A: Dont worry, I am alone in here.
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#5136
11-20-2005, 11:23 AM
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Q: Is The Green Goblin in there with you?
A: It's Superdude!
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#5137
11-20-2005, 11:25 AM
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Q: who is holding you back from coming to the chat? is it hulk?
A: no it must be the hulk.
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#5138
11-20-2005, 11:26 AM
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Q: Is that you who's in the Chat?
A: I am there!
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#5139
11-20-2005, 11:42 AM
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Q: I ve heard of a country where it is now nearly 4 am now...do you now it?
A: no I was lucky
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#5140
11-20-2005, 11:54 AM
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Q: Did you get on the "Germany's Worst Driver" TV show?
A: It's Swiss.
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