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10-17-2005, 02:44 AM
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Q: Why...do..you..speak..like..William...Shatner?
A: To the last, I grapple with thee; from hell's heart, I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers 
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#4962
10-17-2005, 03:45 AM
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Q: What are you going to do with the last apple?
A: No, I need it to knock some sense into someone
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#4963
10-17-2005, 03:52 AM
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Q: Excuse me, can I borrow the Hammer of Smitting? My chair lost a leg.
A: Turn on the Gamma 12.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4964
10-17-2005, 03:55 AM
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Q: Captain Gamma Radiation Man, there is an emergency! What shall we do?
A: Not as lame as you think
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#4965
10-17-2005, 03:58 AM
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Q: So how lame is the new movie?
A: Damn the torpedos. Full speed ahead.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4966
10-17-2005, 03:04 PM
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Q: Sir? Shouldn't we just torpedo them like the orders say?
A: Lieutenant, show them the...'Historical Documents'.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4967
10-17-2005, 03:38 PM
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Q: What torture method would you use to get the Mime to talk?
A: Just put the mimes into that invisible box over there
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#4968
10-17-2005, 04:12 PM
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Q: How the hell do we stop the mimes scaring away the guests?
A: Yes - I am... the Gingerbread Man!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4969
10-17-2005, 11:11 PM
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Q: It's a brownie! It's a donut! No, wait it's...what is that thing?
A: Cable modem
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4970
10-18-2005, 12:07 AM
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Q: How did you get here so fast Internet Man?
A: Fire Hydrant
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#4971
10-18-2005, 12:10 AM
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Q: Damnit! What do you fight fire with?
A: You have no idea. Nor do I.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4972
10-18-2005, 12:52 AM
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Q: What is that TV host yammering on about?
A: Bored. And excited.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4973
10-18-2005, 10:11 AM
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Q: how do you feel when you enter the forum :twisted: s?
A: eh....and you say that to me
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10-20-2005, 05:51 PM
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Q: Germany is the land of chocolate!
A: So this one time, at band camp...
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4975
10-20-2005, 09:02 PM
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Q: do you have any experience with toblerone???
A: well I want to be honest....I do not really care
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10-21-2005, 01:15 AM
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Q: I was the store buying a top, and the zipper was a little wonky, so I asked for a discount, and the clerk was really kinda lackluster and acted like she was annoyed, but she gave the discount anyways, but did everything really slowly, and a line-up was starting to form because it was nearly closing time, and...are you even listening?
A: I'm mad, I'm annoyed, go away.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4977
10-21-2005, 09:49 PM
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Q: *Knock Knock Knock*
A: Bulldozer
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#4978
10-21-2005, 10:10 PM
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A: Knock, knock
Q: Who's there? A: Three.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4979
10-22-2005, 05:12 AM
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Q: One... Two...
A: Stop that man!
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#4980
10-22-2005, 09:23 AM
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Q: I am singing in the rain........siiiinging in the raaaaiiiiiiinnnn
A: yes I do see that banana......
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