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10-15-2005, 04:20 AM
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Q: Hey, didn't I see you at MIDI?
A: No Janeway, that phaser rifle is too weak, let me show you what we have in this secret locker that is only to be opened in November for ratings.
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#4942
10-15-2005, 04:26 AM
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Q: Crud, I've got to get in there. That's the only working replicator on this ship, and I need coffee. Could somebody get me a phaser rifle?
A: No.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4943
10-15-2005, 04:30 AM
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Q: May I have more coffee please?
A: If only I knew Kung Fu
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4944
10-15-2005, 04:52 AM
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Q: How should I make this line move faster?
A: Tis but a flesh wound.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4945
10-15-2005, 08:18 AM
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Q: Why are you crying? Do you need a band-aid for that paper cut? Come on, buck up!
A: It's real.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4946
10-15-2005, 10:35 AM
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Q: Is that... really... the contents of Neelix's wardrobe?
A:There's nothing like a good night's sleep, and that is nothing like a good night's sleep - there were no redshirt deaths!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4947
10-15-2005, 05:22 PM
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Q: Just what are you singing to the tune of There is Nothing like a Dame?
A: I would read it, but I have to go...do...something.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4948
10-15-2005, 08:11 PM
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Q: So how about that summer reading?
A: Shoot to kill!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4949
10-15-2005, 09:10 PM
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Q: What should we do if there are no new fivers tomorrow?
A: I'm getting to it...
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4950
10-15-2005, 09:23 PM
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Q: So, Zeke, how about an update?
A: I'm a student, not a waste extraction professional.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4951
10-15-2005, 10:14 PM
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Q: Isn't it your week to take out the garbage?
A: Zeke's over there. I'm just an anonymous lookalike.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4952
10-16-2005, 04:35 AM
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Q: Excuse me, could you direct me to Zeke? I need to assimilate him to get him to post on a more regular schedule. His current update schedule is highly Imperfect.
A: Run! It's the #66CC33.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4953
10-16-2005, 10:09 AM
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Q: What colour-code do you think they're using?
A: nwcavertingoureyes.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4954
10-16-2005, 03:05 PM
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Q: idontwannagetoutofbeditsjust10amimgoingbacktosleep
A: Bluebird.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4955
10-16-2005, 05:47 PM
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Q: What kind of bird is that happy one?
A: Hit the deck!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4956
10-16-2005, 07:09 PM
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Q: How d'yer make music with this bucket'o'bolts?
A: ...with a nice chianti. And some fava beans.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4957
10-16-2005, 07:15 PM
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Q: Do you ever stop talking about food?
A: All they wanted originally was fame by riding my coatails. But when I refused to give speeches, they made my star go nova. Those cling-on bastards! They killed my sun!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4958
10-16-2005, 09:15 PM
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Q: So, what happened when the horsepepper people invaded?
A: Picture yourself on a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade sky....
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4959
10-16-2005, 11:14 PM
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Q: Can you remember the lyrics to any William Shatner songs?
A: We were... too late.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4960
10-17-2005, 02:09 AM
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Q: What the... hell... happened?
A: I... enjoy... making fun... of... you... by impersonating... your... speach!
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