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Old 06-11-2005, 11:54 AM
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Q: So the weather is pretty stormy out...


A: Darth Vader isn't that smart.
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Old 06-14-2005, 12:44 AM
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Old 06-14-2005, 12:48 AM
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Old 06-14-2005, 01:30 AM
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Q: Is Darth Vader really really smart?


A: Although, he is cute!
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Old 06-14-2005, 03:09 AM
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Q: Darth Vader is really metalic

A: Almost there

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Old 06-14-2005, 03:53 PM
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Q: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

A: It's all relative.
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Old 06-14-2005, 03:59 PM
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Old 06-15-2005, 09:36 PM
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A: That's because Sum-41 is cool
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:09 AM
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A: Homer Simpson did it first.
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A: Because the Nimon decreed it, and lo, it is so!
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Old 06-17-2005, 06:48 PM
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:40 PM
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:41 PM
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A: I think I see them.
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:52 PM
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A: Petrified Ancient Llama Droppings.
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Old 06-18-2005, 02:44 AM
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Old 06-18-2005, 03:19 AM
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Old 06-18-2005, 04:19 AM
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