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#4262
03-06-2005, 02:36 AM
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Q: What does it say in Fuyu Ginga's pic?
A:Chaud does, he spends all his free time designing t-shirts for forum members
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi 
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#4264
03-06-2005, 10:17 AM
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Q: What made you cry during your reading of "5 Minute Finding Neverland"?
A: I think that we all need to that more often.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4265
03-06-2005, 05:19 PM
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Q: Do you think we need to say "that" more often?
A: The onions.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4266
03-06-2005, 11:51 PM
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Q: Who expects the Spanish Inquisition?
A: [sarcasm]Ha Ha. That was funny. [/sarcasm]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4267
03-07-2005, 03:26 AM
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Q: Why didn't you laugh at my funny joke?
A: Oh my, you tortured her to death with the fluffy pillows
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#4268
03-07-2005, 06:23 AM
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Q: John's girlfriend had to die.
A: Huh?
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4269
03-07-2005, 01:01 PM
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Q:....So in conclusion, to counterpoint the surrealism of the extended metaphor, it was necessary to undermine the realistic subterfuge of the underlying message which was in fact a simile for the same.
A: What were you doing last night, again?
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4270
03-07-2005, 04:00 PM
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Q: Can you repeat the question you asked me? I'm still recovering from last night.
A: Come to 5mv, where your wishes get ruined
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4271
03-07-2005, 07:22 PM
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Q: Why do you sound so disaffected with Zeke?
A: I HAVE SEEN THREE!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4272
03-08-2005, 02:05 AM
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Q: Hmmm, everything looks good on your resume, but what's this about the lights?
A: ^ top
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#4273
03-08-2005, 03:02 AM
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Q: Where are the lights? Below, on top, or on the side of the scary alien dude?
A: My karma ran over my dogma.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4274
03-08-2005, 07:51 AM
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Q: Why are you playing with magma?
A: Gnats
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4275
03-08-2005, 08:07 AM
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Q: What are you doing your essay on?
A: I love lamp.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4276
03-08-2005, 11:00 AM
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Q: What did you say? I wasn't listening...
A: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD NNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOON!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4277
03-08-2005, 03:58 PM
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Q: I did not understand a word you just said, can you repeat it slowly?
A: Thanks, but you need some help with your cow problem.
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#4278
03-08-2005, 04:49 PM
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Q: Have some pie, and mind the cows........
A: No thank you, I have a cheesecake already.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4279
03-08-2005, 07:25 PM
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Q: Here, have a cheesecake
A: I gave up women for pie a long time ago
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#4280
03-08-2005, 07:37 PM
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Q: What is your obsession with pie? Do you now go out with pies instead of women or something?
A: No thanks, I prefer stroudle! Guess the quote! Boing!
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