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NeoMatrix · #**4221** 02-18-2005, 03:09 PM

Q: Your contract says that you must die this episode

A: Um Captain, did you forget again that Voyager does not have the capability to seperate like Enterprise?

Opium · #**4222** 02-19-2005, 08:15 AM

Q: Oh, my, is the saucer on fire? Why don't you seperate and we all go the tail section while I grab my coffee.

A: Here's to us.

NeoMatrix · #**4223** 02-20-2005, 07:19 AM

Q: Chakotay: Seven, any last words you would like to say before we crash.

A: Those will be Janeway's last words, if she ever actually dies.

Opium · #**4224** 02-20-2005, 09:28 AM

Q: Tuvok, I love you! Chakotay, I love you too...platonically!

A: That made little sense, and less sense than what you said before.

NeoMatrix · #**4225** 02-21-2005, 03:19 AM

Q: I love your bottom lip, and you are my mother's sister aunt grandpa third cousin babysitter left boob.

A: You are such a baboon

Opium · #**4226** 02-21-2005, 06:29 AM

Q: What do you think of my baboon halloween costume?

A: That's right, it will never be in CNN.

NeoMatrix · #**4227** 02-21-2005, 04:37 PM

Q: This crap will never make CNN

A: Now that you are rich, get rid of the rags

Xeroc · #**4228** 02-22-2005, 03:19 AM

Q: Dang, I hate cleaning the counters with these old rags.

A: This sounds like a job for ... Technobabble!

NeoMatrix · #**4229** 02-22-2005, 04:44 AM

Q: Help, I can't stop the ship!

A: I am afraid this job is too big for technobabble. Only Seven's Super Nanoprobes can help us now.

Hotaru · #**4230** 02-22-2005, 05:28 AM

Q: Do you know some techonobabble that'll help me open this jar of pickels?

A: I saw the "Son of the Mask" today.

Opium · #**4231** 02-22-2005, 08:42 AM

Q: Why are you saying bad things about Janeway to Ginga? Are you trying to get hurt?

A: A big bass drum might solve the problem.

NeoMatrix · #**4232** 02-22-2005, 07:25 PM

Q: We need something to scare that ship away. Now where did I put those N'sync cds?

A: Captain, these aliens only communicate by singing. Maybe we should keep the bad singers on the ship. Sorry Chakotay.

Opium · #**4233** 02-23-2005, 05:51 AM

Q: *Chakotay, in the shower* The sun will come oouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut tomorow, do dee da la do deeeee daaaa tomoroowwwwwwwwww! Da lololoalalal da do da lalalalada la! La deee daaa!

A: Mmffgtupplmwgblah.

NeoMatrix · #**4234** 02-23-2005, 07:06 AM

Q: What did the aliens say, Hoshi?

A: I thought you were serious when you said that

Opium · #**4235** 02-23-2005, 08:54 AM

Q: I thought putting [sarcasm] brackets would make it obvious that I did not want to date you, Tuvok.

A: Uh. Yah.

NeoMatrix · #**4236** 02-24-2005, 03:39 AM

Q: Is she confusing you with this long drawn out lecture full of technobabble?

A: For 10 minutes, she went on and on about technobabble, but all I needed to do in the end was push the red button

Opium · #**4237** 02-24-2005, 08:17 AM

Q: What did Janeway say about making coffee with this so-called "coffee maker".

A: Hum a tune.

NeoMatrix · #**4238** 02-24-2005, 03:09 PM

Q: Captain, what is the appropriate action here?

A: Of course, why didn't I think of that

NAHTMMM · #**4239** 02-26-2005, 04:10 AM

Q: Hey, Neo, still can't solve that equation? Hint: try setting the "spoon" variable to zero.

A: Like I said, it's bound to be a big hit!

Opium · #**4240** 02-26-2005, 06:15 AM

Q: So you think the new "Pluto Nash:The Sequal" is going to be good?

A: My heart will go on. Or at least what the song says.