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02-03-2005, 06:20 AM
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Q: Captain, that is no way to tell us to abandon ship after you set the self destruct sequence.
A: Luckily the Comm is offline
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02-03-2005, 07:05 AM
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Q: I really feel like singing a Spice Girls song to everyone right now.
A:Stop right now!
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02-03-2005, 10:52 PM
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Q: Captain, we are approaching a system owned by Starbucks.
A: I say we stay here for awhile
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02-04-2005, 12:38 AM
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Q: Okay, should we stay in the nebula, or go outside and try to fight off the 100 borg cubes?
A: Heheheheh... No.
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#4165
02-04-2005, 05:23 AM
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Q: I nominate you to go on the away mission with Chakotay to Starbucks.
A: Voyager is too big to go through the drive thru. See the sign?
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02-04-2005, 08:36 AM
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Q: I'm in my pajamas...go through the drive through.
A: Starbucks? I prefer Tim Hortens.
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02-04-2005, 12:31 PM
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Q: Chakotay, would you like to go down to the planet surface and get some Starbucks coffee?
A: Im, sorry, Starbucks took over this quadrant (And we thought the Borg were bad). There is not a Tim Hortans until we reach the Alpha Quadrant exit.
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02-04-2005, 06:31 PM
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Q: Sisko: Okay, we're in the Gamma Quadrent, let's go to Tim Hortens
A: It's closed until it's open
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02-04-2005, 10:04 PM
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Q: What was that about the All-Seeing Eye Shop?
A: There's a reason why I kiss the blues goodbye: my mama's in town!
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02-05-2005, 05:24 AM
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Q: Huh?
A: Tim Hortens? Okay.
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02-05-2005, 05:26 AM
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Q: The meeting is at Timmies...
A: I wasn't expecting THAT!
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#4172
02-05-2005, 08:47 PM
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Q: BOO!
A: "She will be coming around the planet when she comes"
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02-05-2005, 09:50 PM
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Q: Where the heck is Janeway? We need that coffee!
A: That's a stupid question. No, really. It is. It's answered on the "TOP 10 FAQ's TO READ BEFORE YOU ASK ANY QUESTIONS thread"
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02-05-2005, 11:47 PM
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Q: Where do I find the "TOP 10 FAQ's TO READ BEFORE YOU ASK ANY QUESTIONS" thread?
A: Sorry, can't answer that now. I have to go do something real quick.
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02-06-2005, 01:30 AM
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Q: When?
A: Oh, Sure! Blame me! Blame the guy the you KNOW is innocent!
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#4176
02-06-2005, 02:58 AM
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Q: You kidnapped SigKitty, you horrible Sigkitty kidnapper!
A: We're all the blame.
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02-06-2005, 05:56 AM
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Q: Who do we blame for John's curse? Who do we blame for TopHatMan's amesia? And who do we blame for this yummy pie?
A: No, that would be too obvious
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02-06-2005, 07:56 AM
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Q: You think the butler did it?
A: This place is haunted.
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02-06-2005, 08:54 AM
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Q: *actual question one day during rehearsal* Why don't my college wireless internet connection work in the theatre here? It works over in the library!
A: Burt Renolds liked pie.
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02-06-2005, 01:13 PM
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Q: Little Kid: Mommy? Why is Burt Renolds famous?
A: You only have one eye? AHHHHHHH!
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