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12-01-2004, 01:33 AM
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Q: Sorry, what did you say? I was busy watching Harry Potter 3 in this busy theatre.
(really happened to me...only it was a false alarm, so we ignored it) A: TopHatMan is MINE, MINE I tell you!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#3722
12-01-2004, 02:48 AM
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Q: So, who are you going to pick?
A: Not a chance. Seriously.
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#3724
12-01-2004, 04:17 AM
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Q: Want a cat?
A: I'd keep that password secure.
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#3726
12-03-2004, 05:44 AM
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Q: Hmmm... this acid seems to be eating through the table.
A: We must try it!
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#3727
12-03-2004, 05:30 PM
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Q: What do you say to singing "YMCA" in the middle of the New York Hilton Hotel?
A: No, I'de rather...do something else. Anything else.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3729
12-03-2004, 11:43 PM
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Q: Opium is gonna be thwapped by Zeke because of the picture.
A: Sign me up, dude!
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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12-03-2004, 11:59 PM
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Q: So... Why are you strangling the puppy?
A: Sovjet Union... Alright, but release the puppy. :evil:
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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12-04-2004, 12:05 AM
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Q: Do you like puppies? Do you like the soviet union? If you answered yes to either question then I won't strangle this puppy, and you can join the communist party!
A: Canada is neat.
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#3733
12-04-2004, 12:35 AM
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Q: Do you like Canada?
A: Butterscotch.
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#3734
12-04-2004, 05:35 AM
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Q: What is this stuff you are dripping on me?
A: The distinguished competition certainly thinks so.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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#3735
12-04-2004, 05:37 AM
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Q: I hear they're the best team here!
A: They play mean.
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#3736
12-04-2004, 06:12 AM
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Q: What's up with the hockey players not playing each other?
A: Burt Reynolds.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3737
12-04-2004, 01:43 PM
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Q: Burt WHO?
A: Oooh! It's coming! It's -AHHH! OH THE PAIN! THE PAIN! EVERY MOMENT I LIVE IN IS FILLED WITH AGONY! Wait, it went right through me.  ops:
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#3738
12-04-2004, 06:10 PM
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Q: Psst! Professor Morgenstern is glaring at you for sleeping in class...
A: Job listings.
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#3739
12-04-2004, 07:36 PM
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Q: Where do you think I could find a "cushy" job?
A: Nailclipper.
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