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Old 11-15-2004, 12:14 AM
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Q: You do realize that even in the worst circumstances you only need two of those?

A: The Candlestick.
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Old 11-15-2004, 05:12 AM
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Q: Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the... the...


A: 52%
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Old 11-15-2004, 10:55 AM
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Q: What was that percentage?
A: With Miss Scarlet!
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Old 11-15-2004, 10:55 AM
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Q: What percentage of people will show up to class still hungover from the cast party?



A: What happens in the cast party, gets retold to all the drunk people by the designated drivers.
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:39 AM
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Q: What happened at the cast party?
A: 23% alcohol, 4% dried onions, the rest is water.
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:12 PM
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A: Out of Paper.
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Old 11-16-2004, 02:38 AM
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Q: What does the "OOP" on the Xerox machine mean?

A: er...uh...BARK!
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Old 11-16-2004, 02:40 AM
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Q: DID YOU PRESS "OOP" ON THE XEROX MACHINE!?

A: I don't think so, madam.
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Old 11-16-2004, 02:50 AM
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Q: *High squeaky voice* wannagooutwithmecaptainpicard?pleasepleaseplease?

A: Uh, no!
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Old 11-16-2004, 04:20 AM
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:20 AM
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Q: What's that channel we dont get?


A: 2 parts wierdness, one part darkened green room.
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Old 11-16-2004, 07:39 AM
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Q: Hey, what exactly is going on in Holodeck 7?

A: Oh, that mythical beast.
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Old 11-16-2004, 09:46 AM
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Q: Nick Bottom is dancing with all the fairies. I think Oberon is getting jealous.


A: Oh, what horrible fate! Oh, what hidious rate!
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:28 PM
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Q: He died run over by a cart. They charged $5,000 a part.


A: The plane, it flew into the sky. However, John did not die.
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:30 AM
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Q: I need a poem right now for English, it's due in like, 2 minutes. Can you make one up right now?

A: Oh, that's wonderful.
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Old 11-17-2004, 03:17 AM
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A: No, not THAT way!
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Old 11-17-2004, 03:32 AM
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A: Easy as...oops, we burned the pie.
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Old 11-17-2004, 03:35 AM
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A: June 4th, 2005
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Old 11-17-2004, 03:51 AM
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