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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Who are the people upon whom Sa'ar Chasm first intends to exact his eeevil revenge upon becoming Dictator of the World?
A. Cherry pie.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the official pie to throw at US Presidents and evil dictators?
A: A sack full of hot potatoes[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you shove Enterprise crewmen into a sack and put it in an oven?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Sa'ar Chasm[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's a coal-rich hole in the ground in western Germany?
A: Sa'ar Donic[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is "semi-wierd, semi-hip, very "now" but not very "five minutes from now"?
A: Something that internet message boards never are, because otherwise we would drown in it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What are star trek love chat rooms?
A:Lintbutt[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What is the result of sitting down in a pile of loose dog fur?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Forty two[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. How many roads must a man walk down?
A. The primitive cube root of unity.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What is an example of a number that is not only irrational, but downright, burn-the-house-down-and-blame-it-on-the-invisible-pixies, completely and totally insane?
A. Two, unless it's dark out.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many lamp posts must a man smack into before he can't see out of either eye?
A: Drooping in the wind.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Hey buddy, what's the answer doing now?
A. He had a sock over his head. (1 is an irrational number? :S )[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. How did Trip accidentaly destroy deck 4?
A. Clue, the movie.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Sa'ar star in the stage adaptation of three years ago?
A: Elvis and the aliens.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Who has the Federation never been able to make first contact with?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Head for Vulcan, take a right at the first cyclic pulsar, then go through the interspacial flecture on your left.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where do I find what's left of the BC NDP's pride?
A: George Lucas and Cathrine Zeta Jones present "Star Wars: The Musical".[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What word presage the Apocalypse?
A: Shoving Match, Peckish, Boy Bands and Pining For The Fjords.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What 4 things caused WWIII
A. Bee hive haircut.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What hairstyle did Jean-Luc Picard sport in grade school?
A. Nitrogen, helium, and sodium phosphate.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Name three elements or compounds that will not react, no matter how hard you mash them together.
A: Half a worm in your apple.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What's better than finding half a worm in your moldy asparagus?
A. Groucho Marx, Bill Watterson, and Zorba the Greek.[/colorost_uid0]
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