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10-16-2004, 05:17 AM
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Q: If two trains facing each other (east and west) at a train station, slightly apart, at what time will the two trains run into each other if one train was fully loaded and leaves the station in 30 minutes, and the other train is scheduled to leave in about an hour. However, the second train gets hijacked by some terrorists, but none of them know how to run the train. There is a slight wind gust of 20mph to the NNW. The first train also has a malfunction that has not been discovered, which will cause the train to go in the wrong direction.
A: Nope, I was in the third train
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#3362
10-16-2004, 05:39 AM
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Q: Were you on the second train?
A: The lightning would not be seen simultaneously.
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#3363
10-16-2004, 06:55 AM
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Q: What happened if we put in a shot of lightening in scene 3.2, and another in 4.7?
A: Erm...perhaps you ask a politicain or lawyer about that.
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#3364
10-16-2004, 07:38 AM
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Q: Can John legally run for president?
A: Sexy FuN
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#3365
10-16-2004, 12:38 PM
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Q:See that CSI episode with Sara and Nick?
A: He's not attacking, guess it's safe to photograph him then
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#3366
10-16-2004, 05:45 PM
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Q: Do you think it's safe to take a picture of TopHatMan?
A: Here, hold the camera.
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#3367
10-17-2004, 04:26 AM
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Q: Look! It's a John sighting!
A: When will you learn that objects in motion will remain in motion until something stops them. This includes making sudden stops while in warp.
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#3368
10-17-2004, 04:41 AM
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Q: Quick! Apply the Brakes!
A: All I have to say is: :P
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#3369
10-17-2004, 10:33 AM
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Q: What do you think of Abby/Carter on ER?
A: The answer is somewhere in here.
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#3370
10-17-2004, 04:58 PM
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Q: Do you know what terrain is Chakotay's favorite place to crash a shuttle?
A: 5MV
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#3371
10-17-2004, 06:48 PM
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Q: Where can I find good satire of Star Trek?
A: Try over there - it's normally the place....
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#3372
10-17-2004, 07:03 PM
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Q: Where can I find lunatics?
A: 6MV
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#3373
10-18-2004, 01:24 AM
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Q: What the heck is Zuke doing?
A: Uh, can I buy a vowel?
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#3374
10-18-2004, 02:09 AM
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Q: Do you think you can solve the puzzle?
The Fivers will be d_ne s__n. A: A ball-point pen should do it.
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#3375
10-18-2004, 02:44 AM
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Q: Great, every PADD is taken, now how am I going to finish this report for the captain?
A: The Logical thing to do is to be logical with your logic
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#3376
10-18-2004, 04:10 AM
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Q: What would Spock say in this situatation?
A: Unlikely.
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#3377
10-18-2004, 06:20 AM
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Q: Will there every be another P/C 'ship moment? Will my midterm exam go okay? Will the hockey season get back on track soon?
A: My midterm caused the problem.
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#3378
10-18-2004, 07:55 AM
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Q: Captain, we seem to be back on Earth....back...when we were kids, and we seem to be in High School again! How do you explain this horrible temporal situation?
A: Well, it all started when I fell in love for the first time
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#3379
10-18-2004, 10:27 AM
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Q: So how did you find 5MV forums?
A: No, college, not highschool!
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10-18-2004, 11:24 AM
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Q: Hey, we're at my Highschool!
A: It was Riker!
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