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Opium · #**3321** 10-08-2004, 09:47 AM

Q: Now, if stars were lightbulbs, there would be many kinds...tiny, powerful LED's, large halogens, low-wattage Christmas lights...

A: The weather channel predicted that you should turn off all your lightbulbs in case of a lighting storm.

NeoMatrix · #**3322** 10-08-2004, 10:11 PM

Q: *BOOM* Whoa, that was close. So what do your feelings say about this storm?

A: Sims 3: Space Sims

Xeroc · #**3323** 10-08-2004, 11:26 PM

Q: Any upcoming games you're interested in?

A: After careful and thougtful consideration, my answer is... WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY FIVER WERE YOU THINKING?

Hotaru · #**3324** 10-09-2004, 02:28 AM

Q: ...so then I decided to throw a pie in Kleins face. Do you think that I made some bad choices?

A:

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Opium · #**3325** 10-09-2004, 02:45 AM

Q: How did Ralph Klien look after you threw that ice-cream-pudding-chilli-cheese pie in his face?

A: No! I want satisfaction!

Hotaru · #**3326** 10-09-2004, 08:54 PM

Q: You can't get no satisfaction! No matter how much you try, and you try and you try!

A: Oh, that's too bad. But you knew it was going to happen one day!

Opium · #**3327** 10-10-2004, 09:32 AM

Q: I can't believe Andy Rooney did a commentary on something other than his eyebrows!

A: Near the island of "Never".

Xeroc · #**3328** 10-10-2004, 06:19 PM

Q: Where are all those fivers we submitted?

A: Beats me.

Opium · #**3329** 10-11-2004, 04:29 AM

Q: What did the carrot say to the celery after the beet won the rolling race?

A: Her file doesn't make sense.

NeoMatrix · #**3330** 10-11-2004, 05:38 AM

Q: Temporal Cop: Computer, please read me the personal file of Admiral Janeway.

A: Captain, im afraid the macroviruses have stolen all the lightbulbs

Opium · #**3331** 10-11-2004, 09:22 AM

Q: I wanna too read da grammer book, Ensign Smith...ours grammer on board da ship is getting really bad like! Were r da lite?

A: Did you HAVE to point that out?

NeoMatrix · #**3332** 10-11-2004, 05:37 PM

Q: Captain Janeway, we are out of coffee.

A: Yes, I can dodge asteroids, but for some reason I keep hitting planets.

Hotaru · #**3333** 10-11-2004, 07:52 PM

Q: Chakotay, is the piloting practice going well?

A: T'pol did it!

Xeroc · #**3334** 10-11-2004, 10:06 PM

Q: Hey! Who took all the trellium-d?

A: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Opium · #**3335** 10-12-2004, 03:46 AM

Q: Did you see that part in CSI where Warrick and Sarah made out and got married and Grissom cried at the wedding and revealed that he was in love with Star Trek and then Abby and Carter got married too at the same time and Dr. Ramono came back from the dead and Buffy sang at the wedding?

A: Maybe you had to be there.

Xeroc · #**3336** 10-12-2004, 03:48 AM

Q: I don't get this whole ... thing.

A: It was a one-night stand.

Opium · #**3337** 10-12-2004, 03:53 AM

Q: Why do you keep complaining that your feet hurt...just what was that charity event you did?

A: No, but maybe next time.

Xeroc · #**3338** 10-12-2004, 04:06 AM

Q: IRC?

A: I'd try banging on it with a large hammer of smiting.

NeoMatrix · #**3339** 10-12-2004, 07:00 AM

Q: How do you think I should get rid of this IRC?

A: If all else fails, call John. Then go home and order a pizza.

Opium · #**3340** 10-12-2004, 10:43 AM

Q: TopHatMan invited me on a date...what should I do?

A: We've gone to far.