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09-16-2004, 03:10 AM
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Q: How long is a week?
A: Just format the E: drive and reboot.
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09-16-2004, 03:57 AM
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Q. I just misspelled my own name when I was naming a file on my hard drive. What should I do?
A. One orange, two apples.
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#3223
09-16-2004, 04:08 AM
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Q: What kinda fruit y'ave there?
A: So-o-o, your point is?
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#3224
09-16-2004, 05:11 AM
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Q: Why did you crowd my parking space? I can't get out of my car! It took me 45 minutes to find this space! I'm late for theatre history! I can't miss today's! There's a guest speaker! Let me out!
A: You really could be a bit nicer.
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#3225
09-16-2004, 11:15 PM
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Q: Can I have a Fajita? Or do I have to hurt you?
A: When pigs fly and the grass is blue
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#3227
09-18-2004, 07:29 AM
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Q: ...and then Seven turned around slowly and blew a kiss towards Chakotay as she walked out of his quarters naked...
A: and where am I in this fiver?
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#3228
09-18-2004, 06:53 PM
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Q: How do you like this last fiver that was written?
A: The IRC, where else?
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#3229
09-19-2004, 06:51 AM
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Q. Where will the All-5MV-Forum Twister Showdown be held?
A. Ham and eggs. With guacamole. And beans.
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#3230
09-19-2004, 09:00 AM
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Q: What do you want on your pecan pie?
A: If you can't, then do it.
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09-19-2004, 12:09 PM
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Q: What do I do if I can't fix The Doctor?
A: She flew off a cliff saw a J/C scene that you won't find on Voyager
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09-19-2004, 11:11 PM
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Q: There are these four lightbulbs purpling number R's in a bathtable, and who ate a book of bubblebum?
A: That really made a lot of sense!
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09-20-2004, 05:04 AM
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Q: Here, let me push this bu...*GAK*... so you can *GAK*... watch this movie in Eng...*GAK*
A: Captain, the new tractor beam has been turned on. Also, I would like to report that the tractor beam is pulling a planet behind us. Oh, and it's hailing us.
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#3234
09-20-2004, 10:42 AM
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Q: Why did you interupt me from my Swedish meatball pie?
A: That informations is unvailable at this time, but you may be able to get it at the Tourist Information Board.
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#3235
09-20-2004, 10:23 PM
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Q: Where's the Men's room?
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#3236
09-20-2004, 10:42 PM
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Q: Say absolutely nothing!
A: GASP! (I'd use more !'s, but you know I can't.)
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#3237
09-21-2004, 12:12 AM
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Thanks for covering me Xeroc...
Q: Rick Bermin is planning on cheating to win the eTrektion! A: Oh NO! Not THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! :shock:
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#3238
09-21-2004, 01:43 AM
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Q: Chili for dinner, then pie for dessert. Also, I invited John to come over to eat with us.
A: I thought you took care of that already
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#3239
09-21-2004, 05:54 AM
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In honor of Kira's fiver:
Q. I'm going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters! A. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
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#3240
09-21-2004, 09:01 AM
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Q: Yo, you huge Ewok! Your show was only entertaining to toddlers and preschoolers!
(ah, mid 80's cartoons) A: A stage manager runs the show.
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