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Old 07-24-2004, 12:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why are the walls of this building vibrating, Opium?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] GAHAHAHAHAHA![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2004, 04:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17, are you going insane? You always fantasizing about rear ends.

A: Just go around[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2004, 04:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you succeed in making NeoMatrix cry?



A: That's too bad.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2004, 04:35 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: John died

A: Well, you knew it was about to blow up.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2004, 07:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you throw that prop grenade at me? It got flour all over me!


A: She jumped down and ran away.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2004, 02:45 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Erm, where's the woman who was standing at the edge of that skyscraper a moment ago?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's cold out here.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2004, 06:50 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did one Eskimo Alien say to the other Eskimo Alien?

A: So, what does your Alien detector say about that one?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-25-2004, 03:02 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Odd. My alien detector seems to indicate that the President of the United States is a mentally retarded ape from the planet Snurpy.

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Old 07-25-2004, 09:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you kill TopHatMan and John?



A: No, that's NOT what I meant![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-27-2004, 07:07 AM
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Q:Okay Captain, I've just fired at Will. What do we do with his body now?

A: MooOooOOOoo.
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Old 07-27-2004, 07:19 AM
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Q: Have you seen Josie?

A: Well, that is what you get when you ask a cow a question
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Old 07-27-2004, 07:34 AM
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Old 07-27-2004, 07:47 AM
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Old 07-27-2004, 08:57 AM
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Q: When can I bug 17 with John and TopHatMan?


A: That "fire at Will" joke.
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Old 07-27-2004, 03:30 PM
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A. It's red, but i wouldn't eat it.
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Q: Hey Neo, which pill have you decided to take?

A: Is there a yellow one for the undecive people?
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Old 07-28-2004, 02:54 AM
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A: I think we meant different pills.
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Q: Just what I need, sleeping pills. Oh, and they are blue and red. That just rocks my socks!

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Old 07-28-2004, 03:20 AM
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Q: What IS Data talking about?

(ah, group adaptive story... )


A: Here.
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Old 07-29-2004, 06:24 AM
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