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Old 06-12-2004, 06:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *snicker*


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Old 06-12-2004, 06:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Pretzels really are great snacks!


A: I don't see what that had to do with John or TopHatMan.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-12-2004, 07:00 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: As for those two annoying characters who keep spoiling my plans, Im going to have a tea party.

A: I'll get you next time, John! Next time![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-12-2004, 09:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was the last words the Xindi said to TopHatMan?




A: Look, I understand your problem. However, for me to care would mean I would have to actually do something.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-12-2004, 02:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, can you give me an order? I'm bored.

A: WEEEE! Lets do that again![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-13-2004, 09:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] We've just blown off half the surface of the planet. What next?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Whatever. This game isn't even [iost_uid0]funny[/iost_uid0] anymore.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-14-2004, 02:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why don't we give up the "all of Clinton's girlfriends were ugly" game and start a new one, like, "Count Bush's innarticulate speeches"?


A: I saw the world as enchanted until that.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-14-2004, 07:01 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: That planet just blew up, oh well.

A: You call those shields?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-14-2004, 07:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: These sheilds have electric pulses, laser beams, a electrostatic sheild, diamond dust which rearranges itself into a sort of chain-link fence, and a particle field made of ultra-hardend steal.



A: How sad! That was exactly what you were expecting![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Oh no! I dropped a nuclear bomb on John and he died!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because it's large and purple.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *okay, first thought is too dirty*
Q: Why did you buy that business suit? It looks like it's from the 80's!

A: *this is too dirty to have an answer*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] You know, actually, it's quite funny that you've given an answer like that. See, the thing is, I've just made this user icon of Mira Furlan completely naked and I was wondering if I could use it as an avatar, then I thought that Zeke would kill me, or else I'd get lynched by.... er, where was I?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] No, [iost_uid0]really[/iost_uid0], I'm serious about the user icon![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-15-2004, 08:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *pointing at a picture of Margret Thatcher* You must kidding wanting to use [iost_uid0]her[/iost_uid0] icon to represent you on datingforcomputerusers.com?


A: Really, you can't serious! She really sits among the cabbages and peas?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:31 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you hear the latests rumor about 17? Well it's true!


A: Yes, I believe that she did[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-16-2004, 03:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you really believe 17 convinced the writers of Enterprise to kill Jonathan Archer off with her evil mind powers?


A: No, that just can't be true. I'm sure he's a man.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:12 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you know TopHatMan is really a woman? She hides her long blonde hair in that top hat of hers.

A: Yeah, John found out about that and died when he hit the floor.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-17-2004, 06:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you hear Johnny Depp might star in another POTC film with Orlando Bloom, but this time the lead woman will be played by Johnny Depp in drag!


A: I think Harper is trying to hard to look like Clinton.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-20-2004, 12:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can I have a chili, please? (Ruff!)



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Old 06-20-2004, 03:55 AM
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A: Oo, a [iost_uid0]cuth[/iost_uid0]tomer![/colorost_uid0]
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