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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What should we do with the pickle berry pie?
A: Leola Root is good[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Should I throw away this leola root sword?
A: I can't quite tell, but I think it's a goose.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sig v8.2.2 No, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to go and do it anyway. *pokes avatar* Made by a good LJ friend. Thanks Ani! Dark Blues: I'm going to kill you! Enzan: Not if I kill me first! Dark Blues: You...are aware my goal is accomplished either way, right? Enzan: ...Yeah... |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This is Rush Limbaugh as the animal he is. What is it?
A: Why do the costumers on Enterpise always run out of t-shirt material? I mean really, they never have proper t-shirts, they're always cropped and off and sleeveless and stuff.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you say you had a question for the costumers?
A: Sorry, please rephrase that question so this magic 8 ball can accurately guess your answer.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do chakotay and janeway have in common?
A: 42[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you multiply six an--*Earth blows up*
A: What we demand is a total absence of solid facts![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: "We demand there are at least twice as many people in Canada than in the Netherlands. We demand this is a funny sentence. We also demand pie. We think." What the hell is this?
A: Sure. Next time Ottawa makes the papers in Limburg.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Will you go out with me?
A: We demand that we may or may not be Vroomfondel.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: there is the only thing left for us demand
A: Spongebob square pants[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What tv show do John and thay guy in the Top Hat like to watch together?
A: Im glad you said it and not me[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Delenn sucks.
A: Virgins. Lots and lots of male virgins. [quoteost_uid0]Q: Will you go out with me?[/quoteost_uid0] Are you just saying that because you knew I'd decline? Also, *runs* *Hard*[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does one expect to find at Star Trek conventions, according to common wisdom?
A: We were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed. [quoteost_uid0]Are you just saying that because you knew I'd decline?[/quoteost_uid0] Yes. I wouldn't have run the risk if I thought you'd say yes *g*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did you get a part in Britney's video?
A: Oh No! Top hat man has not been mentioned in a few posts. Now, regarding your question, no.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Do you think it's unheathy to subscribe to bizarre forum obsessions and mention the same things in post after post?
--- A. Two goalie beaux where no one has gone before.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Say something like looks like gibberish but that kinda sounds like something when you it!
A: Yes, however, a box of chocolates may be a better option.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think my wife will like these flowers I picked out of the woods?
A: Going where no goalie has gone before[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey ya wanna hear a joke! It's a great one! Why did the andorian water-polo player want to go to Risa?
A: Don't look at me.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you the muffin man? The Top Hat man? John? Dr. Beverly Crusher? Ezri? Hillary Clinton?
A: Actually, flowers, chocolate, AND a gift certificate to The Body Shop would be the best choice.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]A. I just accidentally told my boyfriend how ugly I think his mother is. What do you think I should get him for Valentine's Day?
--- Q. I remember it like it was yesterday.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you remember when you posted your last post about 10 minutes ago?
A: I say it, I just dont care.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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