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Old 10-31-2003, 12:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hmm. I'm trying to think of ways to provoke 17 into using her B5 of THWAP!ing. Any ideas, cat?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like an oversized chylomicron.

Stay away from Sa'ar, Cat... he's MINE! Mine mine mine mine mine! :eyes light up like twin suns: MUAAHAHAHAHA![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-31-2003, 07:51 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's cryptic, obscure, and looks like an oversized chylomicron?



A: Right. Sure. You go and try that. I'll stay here.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-31-2003, 11:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17 is using her B5 of THWAP!ing way too often. We must steal it.

A: Grass is always greener at the other side of the road.

[quoteost_uid0]Stay away from Sa'ar, Cat... he's MINE! Mine mine mine mine mine! :eyes light up like twin suns: MUAAHAHAHAHA![/quoteost_uid0]
I think I'll just not answer that. :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-31-2003, 01:35 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look, this grass is not green, but blue. Now look at the green grass on the other side of the road. Can you please explain why that is?

A: It's time to ask 17 for advice on how to get the grass on this side of the road to be greener than the other side of the road.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-02-2003, 03:01 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Neo, why are you wearing that armor plated suit?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ni![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-02-2003, 07:39 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you the gay knights that say "Ni"?

A: You must be The Spanish Inquisition that we have been expecting. Have a seat and we will begin your session.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-04-2003, 09:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: NeoMatrix, you're randomly quoting Monty Phython a lot.Are you okay?...NeoMatrix? NeoMatrix?



A:Yes, and then some more stuff happened and it ended with a big bang.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-04-2003, 10:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Was Spock still going through Pon Farr when he and Kirk ran off together at the end of Amok Time?

A: I apologize profusely. Really, I do. It's not like I used more than one exclamation point or anything.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 11-04-2003, 04:00 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Don't touch that. Do you want to bring about the end of the universe as we know it?

A. Cryptic. Obscure. Smells like Nirvana.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-05-2003, 08:14 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How is a Nickleback concert?



A: Oh, sure, and you NEVER use run-on sentences.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-05-2003, 07:50 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I read your report this morning and I saw that you used too many run on sentences so I could not read it without getting my brain shutting down cause you know robots cant process too much information at once between periods and commas so please use periods and commas in your next report.

A: Today is the day! Today is the day! Now where did I put those tickets?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-06-2003, 09:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And I suppose you're not excited by the release of [iost_uid0]Matrix: Revolutions[/iost_uid0], eh, Neo?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Sounds like a pairing made in heaven.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-06-2003, 11:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ...so she said I should go out with that guy, you know the one...what do you think?


A: HAha, there's no one for you. You go die now.


(Disclaimer: actual things said/overheard at college today)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-06-2003, 03:01 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, how come everyone's got a partner and I don't? Just because my name is John Sheridan?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] OMG liek Neo and Agent Smith are SO my OTP!!!


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Old 11-06-2003, 09:20 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So 17, what did you think of that Superbrawl?

A: Matrix fans everywhere have been let down. We have seen this behavior in Star Trek fans too.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-06-2003, 09:38 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how was Revolutions? Was it worthwhile?

A: Do Oracles die?

[quoteost_uid0]Q: So 17, what did you think of that Superbrawl?[/quoteost_uid0]
I don't think I want to know this before Saturday. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-06-2003, 10:40 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The Death of the Council of Oracles has caused Mr Frodo to face Agent Smith all alone.

A: Use the ring Frodo. Use it to erase the Agent Smith clones.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-06-2003, 10:51 PM
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A: Agents are immune to the Force, don't you know?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-06-2003, 11:16 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Obi Wan, wouldn't it be logical to use the force on those 17 agents?

A: Mr. Frodo, give the ring to Mr. Mayweather. He can sneak past the guards more easily than you.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-07-2003, 03:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, say something to insult Frodo and Mayweather all at the same time, won't you?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx[/colorost_uid0]
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