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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hmm. I'm trying to think of ways to provoke 17 into using her B5 of THWAP!ing. Any ideas, cat?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like an oversized chylomicron. Stay away from Sa'ar, Cat... he's MINE! Mine mine mine mine mine! :eyes light up like twin suns: MUAAHAHAHAHA![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's cryptic, obscure, and looks like an oversized chylomicron?
A: Right. Sure. You go and try that. I'll stay here.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17 is using her B5 of THWAP!ing way too often. We must steal it.
A: Grass is always greener at the other side of the road. [quoteost_uid0]Stay away from Sa'ar, Cat... he's MINE! Mine mine mine mine mine! :eyes light up like twin suns: MUAAHAHAHAHA![/quoteost_uid0] I think I'll just not answer that. :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look, this grass is not green, but blue. Now look at the green grass on the other side of the road. Can you please explain why that is?
A: It's time to ask 17 for advice on how to get the grass on this side of the road to be greener than the other side of the road.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Neo, why are you wearing that armor plated suit?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ni![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you the gay knights that say "Ni"?
A: You must be The Spanish Inquisition that we have been expecting. Have a seat and we will begin your session.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: NeoMatrix, you're randomly quoting Monty Phython a lot.Are you okay?...NeoMatrix? NeoMatrix?
A:Yes, and then some more stuff happened and it ended with a big bang.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Was Spock still going through Pon Farr when he and Kirk ran off together at the end of Amok Time?
A: I apologize profusely. Really, I do. It's not like I used more than one exclamation point or anything.[/colorost_uid0]
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun. Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Don't touch that. Do you want to bring about the end of the universe as we know it?
A. Cryptic. Obscure. Smells like Nirvana.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How is a Nickleback concert?
A: Oh, sure, and you NEVER use run-on sentences.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I read your report this morning and I saw that you used too many run on sentences so I could not read it without getting my brain shutting down cause you know robots cant process too much information at once between periods and commas so please use periods and commas in your next report.
A: Today is the day! Today is the day! Now where did I put those tickets?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And I suppose you're not excited by the release of [iost_uid0]Matrix: Revolutions[/iost_uid0], eh, Neo?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Sounds like a pairing made in heaven.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ...so she said I should go out with that guy, you know the one...what do you think?
A: HAha, there's no one for you. You go die now. (Disclaimer: actual things said/overheard at college today)[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, how come everyone's got a partner and I don't? Just because my name is John Sheridan?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] OMG liek Neo and Agent Smith are SO my OTP!!! :runs from Zeke:[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So 17, what did you think of that Superbrawl?
A: Matrix fans everywhere have been let down. We have seen this behavior in Star Trek fans too.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how was Revolutions? Was it worthwhile?
A: Do Oracles die? [quoteost_uid0]Q: So 17, what did you think of that Superbrawl?[/quoteost_uid0] I don't think I want to know this before Saturday. [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The Death of the Council of Oracles has caused Mr Frodo to face Agent Smith all alone.
A: Use the ring Frodo. Use it to erase the Agent Smith clones.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you mean "don't use the Force"?
A: Agents are immune to the Force, don't you know?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Obi Wan, wouldn't it be logical to use the force on those 17 agents?
A: Mr. Frodo, give the ring to Mr. Mayweather. He can sneak past the guards more easily than you.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, say something to insult Frodo and Mayweather all at the same time, won't you?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx[/colorost_uid0] |
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