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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q; You distinctly said Minbari have green blood. I heard you.
A: It'll have to come out, then. [quoteost_uid0](Sa'ar and 17, are in love, Call themselves King and Queen of the board.... So Catalina must be their kid the Princess...)[/quoteost_uid0] (Brat :P )[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If we get the unidentified object out of your head, you'll die, but if it stays in, you loose the game.
A: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice prepare to die. [quoteost_uid0](Brat :P )[/quoteost_uid0] Say, Neo, can I take you up on that promise you made me, now? [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the 43rd Klingon Rule of Annihilation?
A: Er, well, you [iost_uid0]almost[/iost_uid0] got that right...[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Umm, Captain, is that a miniturized doctor model that you're hanging upside down?
A:Arrrrrggghhhhh!ACockroach!!!!Aaaahhhh!!!!*incohe rent scream*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Agent J, to defeat the Bug, you must stomp on as many roaches as you can find.
A: Harry Potter told me to give you this broom[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hmmm. You've just handed me a nice cigar-shaped package. I wonder what I should make of it?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] In the hall of the mountain king. {Bum bum bum bum bum bum bah bah bum bum bah bah bum!} [Are we trying to start our own fora scandals here?!][/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where did Legolas and Gimli make out?
A: Hi. I'm an idiot. [what's with the 'bum's? trying to get Sa'ar to smack it or something?] : runs : VERY FAR AWAY.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hi, my name is 17. You must be new to the fora! You are..?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] But, but, but.... [No one smacks Delenn's bum except ME! Not even John Sheridan! [bost_uid0][iost_uid0]Completely Off-Topic:[/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0] [bost_uid0]Delenn:[/bost_uid0] I but, you but, he or she buts.... [bost_uid0]Sheridan:[/bost_uid0] Er, no! [bost_uid0]Delenn:[/bost_uid0] Alright, I have a nice butt, and you have a fat one. [bost_uid0]Sheridan:[/bost_uid0] Yeah, that's more like-- HEY! Wait a minute! Great. I'm even writing fivers as I POST. Buggerit!][/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Heelloooooo, baaaaaby!
A: An mind-flayer wearing a dress. 1600th post. Bow before my spiffiness.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: what's worse than a mind-flayer?
A: No , john![/colorost_uid0]
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Ugh. NOT going there. [iost_uid0]NOT.[/iost_uid0] [bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why can't I get a pony, Delenn? Why can't I? [bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Bom prang![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Say something I don't understand
A: Fubared[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do insane people like to say?
A: That's when I shot her, your honour.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, you couldn't take it after pkyyr started singing "Faith of the Heart" the 5000th time?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I know her! She's the leader of the Fubari, isn't she?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you heard of that insane girl, 17?
A: mothballs[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] (sings) What is Jean-Luc Picard's brain made of?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Bananas and cream {I'm not the leader of the Fubari, dammit! Come on!}[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do Minbari avoid as it gives them gas?
A: howdy , mate.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I'm a nice nasty crocodile, and I'm going to eat that nice juicy crazy australian guy over there....
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Moo.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: --ahahaha. Shit. What did I miss?
A: Splots. lots of Splots. [What [bost_uid0]ARE[/bost_uid0] Splots???][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when paintballs hit the ground?
A: You're all nuts.[/colorost_uid0]
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