Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do the lazy-bum music majors do for their extra-credit progect?



A: Paragraphing what's wrong with the timeline in the Star Trek serieses.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What have you been working all this time? It looks like its stressing you out.

A: Sea Foam[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Name a fake colour.

A: Kinda big, except for the bits where it's small.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, how big is your weirdness today?

A: Greece, here I come![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] You have two choices: take a shuttle trip to Chakotay or a long, slow torture trip to Greece.



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Fatty acids.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the cafeteria's suprise soup for the day? It looks like a Chem department experiment gone wrong...


A: Plot #3, subsection 7.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey Rick, I'm out of ideas for today's Enterprise episode! Toss me an idea, will you?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Gratuitous Sex And Violence.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How will Enterprise Season 3 be better?

A: Cynicism[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What doesn't the average citizen today need a healthy dose of?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Jellybeans.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's better than magic beans?

A: Llook out, Llarry! It's the llandllord! (Llamas at home)[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What did the man with the lisp say to the man with the illegal llama harem at home?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Two Minbari, the Statue of Liberty, and a packet of throat lozenges.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are you thinking about that's making you grin dreamily like that?

A: Veiled references[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Bob, you been through all those marriages. So what kind of references are you going to give your best friend?

A: So that is what the gel packs are made of[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain, just to let you know... we've supplemented our gel pack shortage using... uhm, material off Pamela Anderson Lee.


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] John Sheridan, a pair of nukes, and the homeworld of the Shadows.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I need to know Who is going to do With What Where. What is the plan?

A: Dont worry, I left a surprise at his console[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What? You forgot to kill the Captain while on duty? How could you? T'Pol!


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Who knows. If I die, everybody gets an instant promotion.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, dont you know its dangerous to go on away missions with Chakotay?

A: Computer, show me what the child would look like if Seven and Chakotay had one? Ummm, on second thought, forget I said that.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I am the Genie of the Computer, and you have three wishes, Neo. What do you want?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A sparkplug![/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What has it got in its pocketses?

A: The Egyptian Book of the Dead, the Mayan Codices, Excalibur, the One Ring and some string.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What can you find in the British Royal Museum's backyard?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] World War II.[/colorost_uid0]