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Old 09-12-2003, 03:40 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh look, John Sheridan is eating a pizza.

A: Well, thats one sun down, a billion to go.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-12-2003, 04:02 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We did it! We made that sun explode! Now it's only a matter of time before the rest of the galaxy gets it! Mwahahaha!

A: But sir, don't you mean you want the cash or something?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-12-2003, 04:37 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This is a stick up! Give me all your tribbles NOW!

A: So that is how the Borg reproduce[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-12-2003, 10:38 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Poor old Ensign Redshirt had a tragic collision with a toaster in the transporter.

A: All my ICQ conversations seem to end up in this thread.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-12-2003, 11:44 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey Saar, have you ever heard of the ICQbots that are really Star Trek forum spies?

A: Oh cool, the Boy Scouts of the Delta Quadrant are having a Starship Wash this Saturday.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain, some Redshirts have just splattered all over our viewscreen. How shall we get their remains off?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Run a F-test and tell me if that's statistically significant.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:19 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My fatty acids beta-oxidised at a rate of 300,000 reactions/second

A: The devil farts in my face once again.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:23 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Beezelbub, you've got a funny look on your face. Why?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Numbers... It's only a bunch of numbers...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is something you always hear an accountant say?

A: Don't you just hate it when you forget a question you thought of while away from the computer?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:50 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I thought you were going to ask your computer to marry you! What happened?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Sticks and stones can break my bones....[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:54 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: But whips and chains exc...no, hang on, I've got this backwards.

Q: Would it hurt your feelings if I called you stickolithic? (Damned if I can remember the Latin word for stick)

A: Hey! You! Get offa my cloud![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-13-2003, 02:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I'm happy, I'm high, I'm bouncing on a Sa'ar cloud.... happy happy, joy joy! Happy happy, joy joy!



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh nothing, I've just be drinking dinitrophenylhydrazine.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is it that you have your head in the clouds?

A: I think its time to introduce John to Bob Smith[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-13-2003, 02:55 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I think John's getting a little out of hand with the nuking lately. What do you think we should do?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Okay, that's ONE soundtrack you should never listen to past midnight![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You want suggestions for movie soundtracks to listen to while you battle amnesia, 17? Um, I dunno, how about the one for [iost_uid0]Psycho[/iost_uid0]?

A: He did [iost_uid0]what[/iost_uid0]? He should've just handed in a blank page and saved everyone the trouble.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-13-2003, 04:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you know the Lucas' initial submitted script for Episode III was the word "splorb" repeated 300,000 times, followed by "Flanders sucks"?

A: We're a-rollin' and a-rockin' with a hole in a stocking made my Elvis Presley's left toe.

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Old 09-13-2003, 04:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Sa'ar! What the heck are you an Delenn doing in that bathtub?!





[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Yum-yum.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You seem preoccupied with someone. What are you thinking about?

A: Naked Scrabble.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We were going to play naked Twisrter, but I forgot the twister pad. So what should we play?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If I just use this S to make script, so that you can't make post of it. That's what you get for showing your letters to me.

A: I wonder why...[/colorost_uid0]
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