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Old 08-26-2003, 08:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain Janeway, there is some cof....



A: Finish your sentences or at least talk slower or something, otherwise I cant help you.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 09:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Heycanyouhelpmewith... no,Ineedinforma... whatsthatthingover... IthinkIshouldcutdownoncoffeedon't... heywhatsthat... don'tyouthink.

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Old 08-26-2003, 10:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: LOL...So like, c ya l8er 2nite btw rembr 2 bring yr sk8s 4 da rink, right?



A: I cant say I care. Really, I cant.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you care?

A: Hmm... a frog? of a fat, squashed lizard? I'm not sure.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:40 AM
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A: Perhaps the song would sound better if you could carry a tune.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why will nobody let me come on karaoke nights? I've been practicing this song for months now.

A: Me and some other guy.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:22 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So who is going on the away mission?

A: The Borg cant assimulate coneheads, it just wouldnt work out.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 01:05 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So why did John Sheridan come back after he was sent on an away mission to the borg cube?

A: Lizards. Lots and lots of lizards.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 04:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, how do we kill this virus that is infecting the ship?

A: Good morning captain, you have 60 new messages with the same subject "Re: Your Details"[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 05:04 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I am so glad I don't get spam here.

A: But he is so ugly![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 05:13 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey look, the website has found the perfect match for you. What do you think of him?

A: No. No. No. Maybe. Yes. No. Yes. I dont think you want to know. Sorry. Get a life.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:10 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Like, can't that website find someone else for me like, someone a little less ugly?

A: That is [bost_uid0]not[/bost_uid0] what I meant![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. I don't know if the website can, but here's a picture of a really cute bunny I found!

A. Try rebooting Italy.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 08:43 PM
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Old 08-27-2003, 01:25 AM
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Old 08-27-2003, 03:00 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Sa'ar, what proof do you have of your chronic short term memory loss?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ooh a game! Pick me! Pick me![/colorost_uid0]
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[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm hungry. Grr.[/colorost_uid0]
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