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Five-Minute Star Wars | ||
| Revenge of the Sith | Marc | Blurb forthcoming. In the future. In a galaxy far, far away. |
| Star Wars | Kira | A young, inexperienced hero. His cutesy companions. A dashing, nomadic adventurer. A growling, hairy bruiser. A beautiful princess. A wise, bearded mentor who sacrifices himself for the party. A dark, terrifying villain whose true face we never see. Swordfights. Good badly outnumbered by evil. A one-in-a-million victory. What other trilogy can boast all that? |
| The Empire Strikes Back | Kira | Obi-Wan drops by. Rebel troops fry. Leia catches Han's eye. There is no try. The Falcon's running dry. Threepio says "Oh my!" Lando's a spy, helping Vader on the sly. Who's that armoured guy? Body parts fly. Vader makes Luke cry. The end is nigh.... (In Return of the Jedi.) |
| Return of the Jedi | Kira | The droids get stuck doing Jabba-worky. Bad guys get thrown into the Sarlacc's maw Fett first. Yoda Jedies like a muppet. Luke finds out that Obi-Wan was Bending the truth. All good things come to an Endor, and find a few bad things there. The tension between Luke and Vader is Palpable. Han's team does some AT-STomping. Vader finally becomes a good manakin. If you got through this blurb alive, you just might survive the Ewoks too. |
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