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Q: So what's with your name?
It's an acronym; it stands for I Just Don't Get A PG rating. Q: Hey, that doesn't make any sense.... Believe me, it does. Q: A/S/L? I'm male and I live in Florida. Age is irrelevant. Q: Do you even have a name? Yes, I do. Q: Well isn't that vague? Yes. Seriously, I like using the internet for anonymity, but my first name's Ryan if you want to know. Q: Wait, you're not from Canada? What are you talking aboot, eh? Q: I'm offended. Then I'm doing my job well. Are you going to ask any real questions any time soon? Q: Hmm.... Do you have a job? Nah, not right now. Q: Bum. Student. Q: Oh. So how'd you get sucked into this site, anyway? I stumbled onto the site from a link at the TrekBBS around the summer of 2001, and requested "Relativity" right away. As a first venture, it wasn't great, and it was a while before I tried again-- Q: Booo-ring. Just tell us how you got to be section head of 5MST. Shouldn't you have read that elsewhere? Q: Humor me. Well I had just finished my fivers for Star Trek V and Star Trek VI, when I asked Zeke if I could tackle the entire classic Star Trek series. Marc had just premiered his 5MNG section, and Zeke told me -- shortly -- that I'd have to write an episode for each season as a trial run. I gave him two from each season, plus two from the Animated Series. The rest just kinda fell into place. Q: Why do you bother with TAS? Nobody's ever watched that kiddy stuff. I have. Besides, it needs to be done for completeness sake. In fact, it'll likely be the first completely fived series. Q: For that matter, why do you bother with such a cheesy series in the first place? Hey now, you're insulting my childhood here. I grew up on the stuff, and I love every hour of it. Q: Including commercials? Quiet, you. Q: And why don't you make fun of TOS's effects? It's so easy! As a matter of fact, that is why. I do my best to center my jokes on plot, not effects. The effects are easy targets, and a rather old joke in my mind. Q: And why don't Chekov or Scotty have accents? Because they're a pain. Seriously, making fun of accents is another joke I feel has been done too much. For similar reasons I don't make fun of Kirk's drawn-out speech. Q: So what do you make fun of? Personality-devoid question askers. Q: Funny. I thought so.... haven't you run out of questions yet? Q: No. Cedar? Cedar. Q: Okay, now I'm out. Good, 'cause I'm tired of talking to myself. Q: Loser!! Uh oh.... Q: What? Zeke: I HATE double punctuation! (Question-asker is punted into the next FAQ) That's what. Peace. |
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