Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Questions Never to Ask Captain Janeway

10. "How come the nacelles lift at warp, anyway? What kind of sense does that make?"
9. "Hey, have you gained weight?"
8. "Why did you have to kill Tuvix? Why?"
7. "Ever notice how 'Janeway' rhymes with 'insane, eh?'"
6. "Have you still not got the ship home yet?"
5. "How do you expect to be a real Star Trek captain without shaving your head?"
4. "So how did it feel to have Tom Paris's kids?"
3. "Will you be my valentine?"
2. "Want some decaf?"

1. "So, are you a J/Cer?"

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