PointyHairedJedi presents....

The Top 10 Election 2004 Votes From Firefly Characters

10. River: Nader. She could tell you why, but would you understand?
9. Inara: Bush. She got fed up with Mal starting fights at the polling stations, and did it just to annoy him.
8. Kaylee: Bush. After all, you can't run a ship if you're out of gas.
7. Wash: Kerry. Mostly because he looks like Herman Munster. Man, that show was the best!
6. Zoe: Bush. Because he doesn't look like Herman Munster. Being made to watch that show can leave deep psychological scars, you know.
5. Simon: Kerry. For some reason he's quite leery of those with ties to big corporations...
4. Jayne: Bush. 'Cause all that blowing stuff up was just plain cool.
3. Niska: Bush. After all, his armed forces clearly follow the teachings of Shan Yu.
2. Book: He's not telling. And he doesn't give half a hump whether you've voted or not, so where does that leave you?

1. Mal: Nader. He may be on the losing side, but he's yet to be convinced it's the wrong one.

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