Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Election 2004 Votes From the Voyager Crew

10. Chakotay: Bush ("He takes his faith seriously... look, there's more to me than wood, okay?")
9. Doc: Kerry ("Listen to his conflicting accounts of his past. We victims of memory alteration have to stick up for each other!")
8. Tuvok: Bush (Kerry supporters quickly declared this an instance of Evil Tuvok)
7. Seven: Nader (She's wearing the green catsuit today)
6. B'Elanna: Write-in for Chuck Berry (Klingon half wanted Bush, human half wanted Kerry)
5. Paris: Bush ("Did you see those piloting skills?")
4. Neelix: Kerry ("It sounds like 'Kes-berry', which is what I called these delicious purple berries Kes brought me once. It all started when we visited Waktu 3....")
3. Kes: Bush ("Neelix, those berries grew on a bush, remember?")
2. Harry: Kerry (Did someone just commit suicide?)

1. Janeway: Bush (Who can get anything done in just four years?)

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